Kris Bapple

how it feels sending a hinge like to a man

i told him i do bar trivia for fun

had a little wedge of manchego olives salami and a dirty martini for lunch

@egalisd ur a hangry grown adult taking it out on olympic athletes younger than you grow up and eat a burger

@somethinnghere4 i know french but i am learning spanish for my masters degree and its easy bc i already know latin and french

@KrisBapple I took mandarin through middle school and freshman year and hated it

telling people my second language is Latin

also my 3rd language is french i’m trying to make my 4th spanish and my 5th czech

@somethinnghere4 i learned it because i got a medieval history degree

@KrisBapple Shoutout my friends mom who was my Latin teacher, nicest lady in the world but I don’t remember any of it

guys go to the grocery store and get a rotisserie chicken, a gallon of whole milk, and ground beef

this is kinda stupid sorry

becky milkshake makes outrageous claims about pia niss and circle bob’s divorce

dressing up daily in a big tshirt athletic shorts flip flops town

realizing my favorite chip brand was local to my previous state and trying to use the product locator to no avail i’m going to cry

millennial women on tiktok love using this picture they love it

ate an entire bowl of Olive Garden salad before remembering about the Shit Yourself and Die parasite going around

update: we’re getting pho today wow

girl i met at a coffee shop 2 days ago likes all my instagram stories

my wonderful advisor Gail is handling it

error with my master’s certification application that admin neglected to tell me so i can’t register for class until they figure it out and class starts in a month

finding out i only ever got in trouble for talking too much in school explains a lot about me i think

@Khaos_33550336 no i love it if she posted a story i would like that too

@KrisBapple I get her cause what's the point of having social media if you're not going to like all the stuff people posts