Kris 🦈🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@notsosexintheci @littlemisscazzy I stare at my keyboard then go back over the cock-ups later

@littlemisscazzy @KrisJS74 😂😂 queen shit. My Nan taught me touch typing and shorthand, both of which are basically obsolete now.

Just lost a loose staple in my keyboard. #HappyFriday

@littlemisscazzy I have never done it (been tempted) but I did turn a load of displays upside down with the arrow keys...

@KrisJS74 I got bollocked at a job once for swapping the keys over as a joke, when a colleague couldn't get in her computer... there was one next to her she could have used instead mind you... 🤦‍♀️

Me speaking German to a German Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck. German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner. Me: Me: Me: Fahrrad.

@FortWorthIrons Look forward to seeing your mugshots

@KrisJS74 I’m hoping they have some sort of fan area at the practice facility! If not, I may have to scout out the hotel lobby in west ham attire 🤣

Just found out the Czech National Team will be staying at a hotel in none other than Fort Worth! Their base camp for practice will be in a nearby suburb too! As two of my all time favorite hammers, Soucek and coufal aka the Czech mates, will be here I think it’s only fair I try to get each of their kits I own from previous seasons a proper autograph! Ahhhhh I can’t wait!

@FortWorthIrons 🤣

We've got to the point where a player facing away from the ball and entirely focusing on impeding an opponent at a set-piece is considered "nothing". I give up.

@ClaireBrock1980 🤣

@KrisJS74 😂😂 honestly mate, everything that came was a big surprise 🤣🤣

When you forget what you ordered…..so you order more 😬🤣

@notsosexintheci I can only imagine what an uncomfortable experience it is, but if ever the importance of something overrides the discomfort, this is it.

@KrisJS74 Oh, that’s made me so sad. It was awful to watch, growing up. Maybe that’s what made me so strict about mine. (I did avoid for 5 years when I should’ve been yearly once. My very big bad.)

We’re going back to the Jade Goody era with this smear test stupidity. I think you’re beyond stupid (and beyond all help) if you perpetuate this “you can just avoid it” bullshit. You’ll learn, though. It’ll suck SO BAD for you when you do, but oh, will you learn.

@Aireducs @Lord_Arse This! Didn't he frequently make green screen appearances over the ident?

@Lord_Arse Kenny Everett

The Bill.

@notsosexintheci She was a friend of some friends of mine... I remember us talking about her and me breaking the news to them that she was not going to be OK. Heartbreaking.

Some of you are too young to understand and too dumb to research, so maybe this will make you see some sense: She DIED.

@FortWorthIrons VAR robs you of the joy of the occasion. OK I've had it for years with hockey and rugby, but somehow it just seems so awful in football

@KrisJS74 I hate that so much for all of the fans in attendance. Watching on the tv is one thing but I imagine the atmosphere went from pure ecstasy to despair almost instantly.

I can’t really put into words how I feel about yesterday’s fiasco. That VAR decision could be the difference in whether we stay up or not and will probably give Arsenal the title. I’m appalled and disgusted, but mainly heartbroken. Props to our players for a truly great fight though. Two more matches to go and anything can happen. As supporters, we can’t lose hope now. Come on you irons and let’s cheer the lads on like hell until the very end.

Does anybody have a way to watch the game where the commentators and pundits aren't totally buried up Spurs arsehole? Might watch it in Spanish, at least I won't understand it 🤣

@MissBcoyi 🤣

Im late to this party, i didnt bother watching the game. But how did the officials conclude the 6th foul in this sequence was the only thing that mattered? It was either a goal or pick from one of 5 pens

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