Kristian Martínez

not the sailor moon edit 😭😭😭 twitter.com/shugarpoqcorn/…

My Roman Empire

my house dot mp3 ⚡️

Congrats to everybody in Houston who got to see Beyoncé & Megan tonight. Y’all won 💔

@natebobphil What I would give! 🥹

Ended the year with Soulcycle and now I’ve done my first class of the year. I am a health icon.

BAYONETTA 3 IS FUCKING REAL LETS GO

@sumgarf Ok, who gave you permission to look this good! 👏🏾👏🏾

🌸 🌺 🌹

@natebobphil @sumgarf I too am ready.

not a stranger gaslighting me in my DMs about my breakup and our difficult shared dog situation

@marybethwalk @sumgarf There is nothing better than perfect popcorn. Also, honored to be in the same sentence as perfect popcorn.

@sumgarf This option was inspired by you and @KrisJavi_ specifically

pick one, all prepared excellently

It’s always time for the twerkulator.

@sumgarf Also me when I unplugged my game consoles.

me when I unplug my electric razor and hair dryer to save energy so Texas doesn’t lose power

@marybethwalk I’m impressed and scared all at the same time.

y’all pray for ben, nothing wrong with him but he doesn’t use headphones on planes like he prefers to read the movie subtitles quietly like a little angel who is he ✈️

Me when Boss Ass Bitch (with PTAF) came on. Nicki Minaj you’ve done it again 👏🏾👏🏾

@natebobphil Thank you for this.

@sumgarf @marybethwalk @natebobphil Pretty sure I’m still sore from Butts For Balvin 1.0. But I’m also willing do to 2.0.

@marybethwalk @natebobphil Butts for Balvin 2.0

@cameronmarisa92 @silvermemories @yaneskaivelisse @kruckmothafu__ Me going to wherever to see y’all

@Charcreme Me: “I’ll play for 30 mins...” ~~~30 hrs later~~~

@deadxsaintx @Charcreme @Spotify Me & @Charcreme ready to destroy you.

@Charcreme @Spotify @KrisJavi_

@natebobphil Stressed orange chicken.