Kris The Witch Bitch 🖤
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Kris The Witch Bitch 🖤
@KrisKetchA
she/her • 32 • Mom • business owner • hidden biracial • 🌈🐼 views are my own
Your mom’s Katılım Ekim 2008
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Before I started cutting and coloring every few months 🥲
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
Can y’all post a picture with yall natural hair ?
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@PeachieBottoms The blue really suits you!! Love it!! 🖤
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Turned 32 and my left knee immediately stopped working…
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@_kii_kiii_ Yes!! His wife loves playing pranks in him lmao
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Bitch is that Link??
Community Notes & Violations@CNviolations
That poor man looked so horrified.
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As a person with a third grade child, this is still very much a thing….
Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!)@therlwrites
IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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It’s my birthday! The big 32! Someone buy me lunch today! $amandaketch
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Kris The Witch Bitch 🖤 retweetledi
Yall still on coochie patrol monitoring Meg 🐈 when the Supreme Court just gutted the the bill that ended Jim Crow tryna take us back..
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I saw my hand twinkle under the sun. there are rainbows on my skin 🌈
it really is the little things
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I have this weird complex that if I apply to your company and you don’t hire me, the company doesn’t exist to me anymore lmfao and I have only ever made one exception to that.
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@Jennenay @jiggyjayy2 It was the lady astronaut that just flew around the moon!
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saw someone say they don’t want kids but they’re an ally 😂
Taurus Groove@jiggyjayy2
The more i see the women close to me navigate motherhood the more comfortable i get in my personal decision to not have kids. Like hellll no. But those all still TT's babies 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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@55mmbae She’s nine now. There only ever has been one horror movie she has asked me to turn off and that was The Autopsy of Jane Doe. She is a horror queen lol
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And that’s why my kids growing up watching the horror movies I did plus my adult faves lmaoo baby there’s no Cocomelon, we’re watching SAW
Tony Tost@tonytost
I blame the parents. A part of childhood should be spent watching your dad's favorite violent movies & suffering through your mom's favorite songs in the car. That's how a living cultural memory is transmitted -- not via a perpetual bubble of age-appropriate content.
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I have a work trip to Chicago mid May and I really am tryna figure out what to pack cuz what is this weather doing??
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@toricantstfu Tell your boyfriend to get it for you before a real man (me) does!
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Still just this!👍👍
By:Chipflake
PotterWorldwide@PotterWorldW
RUMOUR 🚨 Hogwarts Legacy 2 to be announced soon. Pegged for release next year.
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