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Kris Marie
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Once again reminded why I don't allow central Illinois guys drive up north with me in the car! #killmenow #hitthegaspedal
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Babysitting for five days straight = best birth control EVER! #ineedadrink
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Glad my hangover hit just in time for me to have to be a functional member of society! #todayisnotmyday
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Listening to girls with boyfriends and husbands converse 😒 #notonthesamepage
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Monopoly is back at McDonald's! Times like this I wish I still ate that greasy fake food! @fattybaconlover help a girl out!
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It's almost sickening to be sitting here with over 600 ppl looking for a teaching job just in this area! #gross #iwanttocry
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Laundry, cleaning, cooking and taking care of an obnoxious 6 year old named Brodie! #welcomehome #stayathomemom?
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