Kris Marie

TEAM COURAGE 💪💪 #EDUFinal

A-Team! #EDUFinal

If the kids didn't cause me to drink tonight, this miserable, slow drive did!!!!

Once again reminded why I don't allow central Illinois guys drive up north with me in the car! #killmenow #hitthegaspedal

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Babysitting for five days straight = best birth control EVER! #ineedadrink

Drinking a cup of coffee and watching the news, when did I get so old?

This train better be empty enough for me to take up two seats, lay down and take a snooze! And no one around me better be on their phone!

I want to go back to Asia where my biggest concern was what bathing suit I was going to wear for the day

Glad my hangover hit just in time for me to have to be a functional member of society! #todayisnotmyday

I was just told I am really smart by a three year old! Finally someone recognizes my genius mind!

Jason Aldean concert! #dirtroadanthem

Listening to girls with boyfriends and husbands converse 😒 #notonthesamepage

Watching @cal_humpy25 do his thing!

Monopoly is back at McDonald's! Times like this I wish I still ate that greasy fake food! @fattybaconlover help a girl out!

@fattybaconlover that's what I call a blessing in disguise!

It's almost sickening to be sitting here with over 600 ppl looking for a teaching job just in this area! #gross #iwanttocry

Waiting in the longest line ever!! This might be my time to get obsessed with CandyCrush 😳

Laundry, cleaning, cooking and taking care of an obnoxious 6 year old named Brodie! #welcomehome #stayathomemom?