Kris Mole

Thanks everyone who came to the reading in Waterstones, Brussels. You were all great and made it easy for me. Thanks for laughing at my stories, I would've felt a right tit if you'd all just sat there in silence (or worse,stood up and left). Also thanks a lot for buying the book.

@GavC96 @robyekpo @ArsenalRadar You're talking bollocks. If you're from the south and someone says Albion, you think of Brighton. If you're from the midlands, I guess you think West Brom. If you're from the north, you don't give a fuck.

@robyekpo @ArsenalRadar Because it’s a common nickname of a completely different team, who Arsenal regularly played against in the prem. It’s like calling Wolves - wanderers or Leicester - city, QPR - rangers. None would make sense as everyone would assume a completely different team.

🚨REPORT: Several Arsenal starters were missing from the club’s latest training photos. Jurrien Timber and Riccardo Calafiori, who also missed the win over Albion, were not spotted, while Declan Rice was likewise absent from the gallery. That said, it’s still possible all three trained behind the scenes and were simply not photographed.

@SStricklandMMA @owly_duke Is this the same Sean Strickland who said he was gonna take soap to India, now calling someone out for being racist?

@owly_duke A lot of Israelis come to our gyms, all nice guys, but youre part of the problem. By you being a racist POS you ruin the message of getting Israeli money out of America.. Youre part of the problem. You dont help the cause lol

I will conclude this with I have no ill will towards israel. Ive met a lot of great Israelis. I wish them the best. BUT!! I will never support an Aipac candidate again.... Which means I probably just won't be voting anymore lol......

@W4Nevada @SStricklandMMA Which one is Sean, the good guy or the bad one? Dude wants to go around shooting homeless people with paintball guns.

@SStricklandMMA The only thing that stops a bad man with a gun is a good man with a gun. I’d rather have one and not need it. Than Need one and not have it.

Fighters " Sean why do you carry a gun" Me "idk fucking America, that's why" The next day "hey man let me show you this video of a guy saying hes going to come shoot you" I bet I get the most death threats out of anyone on the UFC roster lmao!!! Bunch of pussies...

@Neo_Uberweiss @IanMalcolm84 The current prime minister of Russia, Mikhail Mishustin, isn't Jewish. His father's family is "of Jewish origin". His mother is Armenian. He was brought up and continues to be Russian Orthodox.

Would it be weird if a group making up only 0.2% of the world ran ALL of these companies? What if that group also owned 96% of the media?

@Spotify @spotifyfrance Why am I getting ads on Premium? What am I paying for?

@HavelockRoadBtn @mrjamesob @LBC Thank you!

@KrisMole @mrjamesob 'The Nazi Mind' @LBC #LBC penguin.co.uk/authors/130213…

@mrjamesob I only tuned in for a few mins on lunch break, heard you talking about a book (about the rise of Nazism in Germany) but missed the title. Can you post a link please? Cheers

@80s_Kidz Maybe it wasn't national. We all used it in Brighton area, early 90s.

@KrisMole Not heard that one

Ahhhh, the insults of our childhood 😂 What ones do you remember, and which ones have I missed?

The 1958 Notting Hill race riots feel very familiar for some reason. #FaragesRiots @mrjamesob

@TheSalesBull1 @Lawton_Times Maybe you should have considered how offensive you’d find immigration when you colonised all those countries.

Our August 2020 publications, featuring Arvis Viguls, Mark Radcliffe, @KrisMole and @hammondpatricia. Grab them here if intrigued: valleypressuk.com

@Ed_Miliband I met you on Brighton beach whilst off my face on ketamine, wearing a cow-patterned cowboy hat. And you were a good bloke.