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Kris
@KrisOnTrack
Fernando Alonso Enthusiast & Haas Enjoyer
25 | Germany Katılım Mart 2020
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@jusbeinnaj They're really gifted at just pissing you off. Never doing anything nice for him again
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@KrisOnTrack Older brothers and thinking it's their duty to annoy the hell out of you
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This LIAR decided he actually didn't feel like doing an Easter egg hunt today. Fun ruined
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My 28 year old brother has asked my dad to set up an Easter egg hunt for us tomorrow
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@KrisOnTrack this is the day that most people celebrate easter is what i learned but technically not all religions that celebrate easter actually celebrate easter today if that makes sense
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easter really shows how many oomfs are catholic cause why is my entire instagram “happy easter!” posts
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@simplyagirly Thanks for thinking of me! It’s fine honestly I’m just annoyed that he’s so confusing about it
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@KrisOnTrack omg, I was just about to dm you and ask how it went. what a dick, sorry.
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@alonsosversion Ooh yeah I forgot about that thanks! I was just confused because the two major Christian groups (catholics and Protestants) in Germany both celebrate it today
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@KrisOnTrack not all christians celebrate easter today. orthodox easter follows the julian calendar and catholic calendars follow the gregorian calender so easter is today
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Can't believe it still hasn't been updated
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Fernando new helmet design? I think someone (Fernando) needs to update his profile pictures
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Kris retweetledi
no super clipping
no tyre saving
no artificial overtakes
no battery
just straight WHEEL TO WHEEL RACING.
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Easter baking part 2 (these are Easter bunnies but it's kinda hard to tell)
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I took over Easter bread baking responsibility from my mum thos year and made this absolute unit
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@KrisOnTrack mate, i literally share the name with the little one
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@jusbeinnaj Fair I just like to sometimes see what the commentators make out of the situation
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@KrisOnTrack Tbh if it's like a very short timeout like at most 15 mins I think I could find the patience for it, anything more is ridiculous
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@simplyagirly That's very smart it's never that thought out for us. We just hide hard boiled eggs in the garden and then it's carnage
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@KrisOnTrack it's always plastic filled eggs at our house. but, I save the eggs and reuse them every year. I fill them with little pieces of candy and money. each kid has their designated colors so they each get the same amount of eggs/money/candy.
I'm very logical about this
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Also question for everybody: when you do an Easter egg hunt is there actual (chicken) eggs hidden or some sort of chocolate/plastic version
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My 28 year old brother has asked my dad to set up an Easter egg hunt for us tomorrow
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@KrisOnTrack Oh my god just give me a slice with butter, and a glass of milk!!! It looks so good
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@KrisOnTrack oh yeah then you have every reason to be salty about that. I would be throwing that right back in his face.
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@KrisOnTrack Oou, I might try that one day. I haven't made homemade bread in agesss. Nobody likes carbs in my house anymore😭
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@simplyagirly Yay I love that for all of you! I hope they found loads :) I'm just a little bit salty at my brother because he made fun of me when I asked for one a couple years ago because we were "too old" and now he's done a 180
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@KrisOnTrack so.... I still set up an Easter egg hunt for my 18 & 22 year olds. we did it today because it's supposed to rain on Easter.
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