Kristoffer Halvorsen

@GroendahlJansen @GroendahlJansen sinna ?

Shall we also put a danish flag to my name while we’re at it with silly mistakes? Check my handle ; it’s quite easy to see how I spell my last name.

Seeing people calling Iceland boring and defensive as if that's something we're choosing to do. Our GK is a film director, our RB has a day job making salt and got time off work to play at the World Cup. If you can't be happy for us, go jump in the fucking ocean.

Under denne mannens ledelse har det norske juniorlandslaget blitt en stormakt i sykkelsporten: "All aboard the Lexberg hype train"! procycling.no/den-lavmaelte-…

Slutt opp med det Ramos tullet nå a! Hadde vi fostra vinnerskaller som han her hjemme hadde vi kanskje vært noe annet en b/c nasjon i de største sportene i verden! twitter.com/vgsvea/status/…

Sir Alex Ferguson has undergone surgery today for a brain haemorrhage. The procedure has gone very well but he needs a period of intensive care to aid his recovery. His family request privacy in this matter. Everyone at Manchester United sends our very best wishes.

Thanks and good luck @Gino_VO @SveinErikVold 👏👏 Welcome @adriangjolberg #jokericopal twitter.com/procyclingno/s…

5 x JOKER ICOPAL in the Norwegian selection for the U23 World Championships RR #Bergen2017 twitter.com/cykleforbundet…

Thanks @swisscycling for pulling 1km today in the feedzone, #honorable We took the other 138km @cykleforbundet

Ha det bra Hofstetter, det der er god tur hjem!

VICTORY for Carl Fredrik Hagen on the summit of Lac-Blanc #touralsace

Calle is back in the front. Class riding. #touralsace

Victory for @MarkusHoelgaard !!!! #Touralsace

Fint hvis dere som maktet å skille mellom Kittel og Boasson Hagen, gidder å kaste et blikk på Mars og svare på om det finnes liv der.

Sending Sagan home was a bad decision. It was unintentional. You often use your elbows to give yourself space to avoid crashing yourself.

sagan oppfører seg som han står i kø for 'torgeir og kjendisene' på vestnes fjordhotell, men de disker vel neppe den største stjerna

Disk av Sagan er feil avgjørelse etter min mening, Cav er i ubalanse og lener mot Sagan før albu kommer. #tv2 #tv2sport twitter.com/smoothedan/sta…

Yesss! twitter.com/benedicteaav/s…

VICTORY FOR @andersskaarseth. NEW NORWEGIAN CHAMPION U23!!!! @Rasmus10ller 3th #sykkelnm2017

1 and 3 Norwegian Championships U23!!

Amazing work by our boys, but no stage result. Proud of you! #tourdesfjords