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Kristy Morrison

@kristy

No longer using Txitter. Find me on Threads @Kristy Senior Manager, Digital Intelligence & Optimization @F5 Web Experience. Former @PwC, @RealNetworks.

Seattle Katılım Nisan 2008
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Jennifer Gunter@DrJenGunter·
Well, actually, weight gain on the pill is the same as with a copper IUD. And studies about the risk of depression are conflicting, but there is this thing called absolute risk and that is what matters. And if pregnancy were a medication it would have a black box warning.
Elon Musk@elonmusk

Hormonal birth control makes you fat, doubles risk of depression & triples risk of suicide. This is the clear scientific consensus, but very few people seem to know it.

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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
I’ve completely moved over to Threads from here. If you’re there I’d love to keep in touch. You can find me at @kristy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.net/@kristy
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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
@ckopf1 I miss running there. When I lived in Belltown it was “home” route. So beautiful!!
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Curtis Kopf@ckopf1·
Moody run Elliott Bay park!
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Satya Nadella
Satya Nadella@satyanadella·
We remain committed to our partnership with OpenAI and have confidence in our product roadmap, our ability to continue to innovate with everything we announced at Microsoft Ignite, and in continuing to support our customers and partners. We look forward to getting to know Emmett Shear and OAI's new leadership team and working with them. And we’re extremely excited to share the news that Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, together with colleagues, will be joining Microsoft to lead a new advanced AI research team. We look forward to moving quickly to provide them with the resources needed for their success.
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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
@bryanfcasey I was genuinely excited for him the whole way knowing how good it was gonna be.
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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
My fellow F5ers are pulling out all the stops at AppWorld 2024! You won’t want to miss the hands-on demos of our new products, presentations by F5 execs, and opportunities to connect with your industry peers. bit.ly/3FdwAZd
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Boris Honnicker
Boris Honnicker@BorisHonnicker·
@gtconway3d To be fair, that’s partly because athletes feet get pretty beat up, and they need to keep the nails neat so they don’t cause damage.
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Bryan Casey
Bryan Casey@bryanfcasey·
Saw a generated serp yesterday where… - we rank #1 organically - the generated result had a thumbnail of a video we have on same topic - that thumbnail is a link to someone else’s blog that embeds our video - that blog has a [topic] + ibm section because seo Kinda funny.
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Elise Oras
Elise Oras@eliseoras·
@kristy Add to it Federal Childcare Funding ended yesterday... and 3mm kids are likely to lose their childcare, and many parents (read: moms) will have to drop from workforce.
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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
@JessZafarris The ways in which we don't understand one another continue to amaze me. I'm totally a 1 and can't even imagine what a 5 must be like...
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Jess Zafarris 📚
Jess Zafarris 📚@JessZafarris·
This is so interesting. I’m a 1, and I truly cannot imagine what it would be like to not “picture” everything you think of. How do you think about places you’ve been and movies you’ve seen? They don’t pop into your mind’s eye?
🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢@johngreen

It's baffling to me that some of y'all see stuff in your mind. You SEE it? The way your eyes see? I always thought "visualize" meant thinking of the words/ideas/feelings associated with a thing, not actual visuals. I am such a total 5 on this scale I didn't know 1-4 existed.

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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
The world is getting so much more expensive. Wages are not keeping up, in fact they're falling. Right as student loan payment re-start. This has the potential to be disastrous for so many.
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Kristy Morrison@kristy·
@JonAcuff Terribly uncool. Bullied even. Not an awesome time and so glad that’s behind me.
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Jon Acuff@JonAcuff·
My daughter: Dad, were you cool in H.S. Me: I was "youth group cool." My daughter: Is that the same thing as cool? Me: Not really. How cool were you in High School? Let me know in the comments! #highschool #cooldad
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