Karen Carroll

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do u ever feel like screaming 'fuck you' to your family members but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter

I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

A cold spoon can tighten skin and remove rings under your eyes.

every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

There will be no full moon in the month of February 2018.

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason. you just stop talking

I feel lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag.

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren't even talking

I swear october lasted like 5 minutes

Fanta is available in hundreds of flavors, including "Mushroom" "Red Tangerine" and "Banana Fermented Milk."

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

you are shit, not the shit

Usually, the people with the best advice are the ones with the most problems.

i either eat nothing or eat everything there is no in between.

if i stay in bed ill be warmif i get in the shower ill also be warmbut the distance between the bed &amp the showernothat is not warm

u know my name not what i order at taco bell

If you are looking for the love of your life, stop. They'll be waiting for you when you start doing things you love.

If you fall asleep within 5 minutes of going to bed, it's an indication that you're extremely sleep deprived.