menace

I will never delete a tweet. I will never block anyone. My dms are open. I am rawdogging this damn app so hard. It's going to kill me.

guy who keeps spamming me at 3am asking me to hang out keeps posting ab his newborn baby w his gf but idk maybe he just wants to hang out to ask for advice on how to be a good bf or something idk

this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!

This is so sad

I pulled up to my old barn and ran over to his stall but found it empty. I started looking for him but the workers told me he was put down a couple months ago because he was really sick. I know I’m going to cry but it hasn’t happened yet. I already miss you so much Possum.

Swung by Pittsburgh this week and came across this gorgeous Phantom Menace vending machine just on a random street corner. I couldn’t believe my eyes.

who could forget the superstraight space marine?

Being in your 20s in the 2010s was probably so fucking turnt

This printer loads ink like it’s a freaking Evangelion