
King K. Rool
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King K. Rool
@KroolKommander
“King, Captain, Baron ... I’m a reptile of many talents.” [Nintendo RP / Multiverse RP]













Huffs. They felt like this would be enough pressure to kill someone. They wouldn't know, of course, but the vibe was particularly dire. "I mean..." Grumble. "I kinda don't hate it. It's just the floor that's the problem..."

"Yeah, exactly! "Though maybe you feel fine because you're not all bones like me..."

Kaius felt their breath hitch. It was frustrating to them that they were so enamored by this... "Don't you think we could at least do this against like... a more comfortable surface...?"

"Ah-" Obviously, their body only resists it slightly. Even if they could run, the treasure-obsessed part of their brain was fixated on the gold sheen of it all... That, and they were blushing immensely at the ordeal.

There they go again, making checks with their mouth they can't afford. "I mean... maybe after a few drinks... on a bed... with a collar and leash...?" They just can't stop themself...

Hey now, don't threaten me with a good time...!

I'll take it. A golden gut is pretty hard to beat, especially for a treasure fan like me. I plan to overtake you in charm some day, though. Try not to fall for me, mehehe...

No, not at all! ...Am I a cute lightweight?

