Customer Service

Hi, Im here to apply for the job! Great! Do you have a life? Yes! Sorry, you're not what we're looking for.. #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #JobSearch #giveusyoursoul

My line of the day: Well, we did have some, but it's Christmas and everyone (except you) shopped early this year. So, no we don't have it anymore. Have a great day! Were closing soon! #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #desrcustomer

Ok male shoppers, today's the day you begin your shopping and just buy whatever you can get because you put zero thought into this...like last year...and the year before that and the year before that #retaillife #retailproblems #dearcustomer

These are my favorite days of retail because: - we dont have shit - online ordering won't arrive in time - other stored don't have shit WHATS YOUR PLAN NOW DUDE?! #retaillife #retailsucks #dearcustomer

I love how you come in and expect to us to have what you want this close to Christmas. Every year, every year.... #dearcustomer #retaillife #retailsucks

@lazyass_april @Rube2131 #dearcustomers are global humans. Probably even on other planets too

@Rube2131 @KrustyCusty I thought they were Canadian, but maybe that's because I'm Canadian and see so much of myself in these tweets. 🤣😭

There's health officials encouraging everyone to stay home and no unnecessary travel then there's my company encouraging people to come get out and spend $50 to get $20 back. #retaillife #retailproblems #retaillife COUNTDOWN IS ON TO BEING DONE THERE!!!

**BREAKING NEWS** yesterday, I told my boss I'm done in 2 weeks. I was offered a new job and would be crazy not to take it. They're really screwed now. I was heavily relied on for so many things. I GOT A NEWWWWW JOB!

Me: Online orders aren't guaranteed to arrive by Xmas, you need to go to another store to get this item we don't have here. DC: Well thats not an option, so what are you going to do? NOTHING!!!!! I gave you your option, it's your problem now. #dearcustomer #retaillife

@sambutwhocares $50

For sale....Interested? #timhortons #timbiebs

@BiltmoreGhost They would never do it right and be back in saying it doesn't work.

I have to pay $15 for you guys to do something I can do myself? No, you don't, but good luck with it *One hour later* Hey, yea I tried but I couldn't figure it out so you guys can do it for me #retaillife #retailproblems #dearcustomer

Hi I need to return this Well, your reciept says you bought it on this date and that's well past our store policy date. IM NOT LEAVING THE STORE UNTIL I GET A REFUND Ok, let me get you a chair cause you gonna be here til close bitch. #retailsucks #retaillife #dearcustomer

My dream While at work, someone comes in, I help them, they say wow that was great service then offer me a high paying job for their company where I can just be myself, dress how I want and not have to act so godamn fake and pretend I care #retaillife #retailsucks #dearcustomer

Helping customer A and need to go into the back. Get stopped by customer B along the way for a "quick question". "OK but I am busy" (10 min later) I finally make it back to A, but B is mad, leaves and wrote in a complaint that I left them. #cantwin #retaillife #dearcustomer

Pizza places...one hour or free is still a thing? Here's your pizza, sorry we took over an hour to get it here but hey! it's free! YA and also cold AF. #pizzadelivery

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@PodHospitaliTEA Yea. But hey what can ya do lol

@KrustyCusty Daaaaaaamn

My Black Friday A company wide system crash. Cash works...sometimes Scanning devices are useless. Can't price check, or check inventory at other stores or order items in for people. PEOPLE MAAAAD! #retaillife #retailproblems #blackfridaysale #BlackFriday #dearcustomer

To be more specific... They know I work retail and want me to come for an interview on Black Friday... It's kind of a big day in retail so that isn't going to work for me. I'm depended on way to much to just call in.

Applying for jobs. What's with employers just assuming you can come in for an interview any time, even after you told them I currently work full-time! Its not that easy to just skip out on work for an interview... #JobSearch #wtf