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@Ifollowchristtl @LqLana theguardian.com/world/2023/feb… Here’s the article.

@LqLana I cannot believe this is true. It must be incendiary propaganda.

#Fresh Florida Black woman with a medical condition causing her to lose all of her amniotic fluid was denied an abortion. She was sent home from the hospital with apologies to deliver a dead baby. Thinking she was going to die she went to the salon so her mother wouldn’t have to deal with her hair when she died. She ended up delivering her baby in the salon bathroom’s toilet and almost bled to death. This is what Ron DeSantis is celebrating.

@elonmusk @AnonOpsUnited “All news is to some degree propaganda”. Welcome to the 1984 dystopian future everyone. It’s over for us.

@AnonOpsUnited I’m told Putin called me a war criminal for helping Ukraine, so he’s not exactly my best friend. All news is to some degree propaganda. Let people decide for themselves.

@Ooga_no_Booga @ThePopTingz Lol go off your nonsense girl 😂

@Krystalgemz @ThePopTingz Girl please shut the fuck up like he don’t be out here passes to call him, and say the n word.

Chris Rock revealed he watched "Emancipation" so he could see Will Smith being whipped. In the film which is based on a true story, Smith plays a slave in Louisiana who decides to escape after being whipped almost to death.

@twesq This is what happens when people realize we can fight against unfair and greedy corporations! Love it

@JamesWashngton @MrBeast It’s literally your job to look after your citizens??

I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.

@MsRebeccaBlack Hilarious to that he is constantly beefing with teenage girls lol

i was 13 this man is 36

@BBCWorld @elonmusk is about to become the world's first supervillain. Watch and see.

"I’ve lost my job and I need your help please" Twitter staff share their thoughts on the imminent layoff announcement

@innanet_man @bencjenkins I can’t believe I have fellow humans who remember these old internet horrors ❤️

@bencjenkins Typing goatse into the askjeeves search bar

@nytimes If Anna Delvey ain’t in prison this man shouldn’t be either lol

A Georgia prisoner used a contraband phone to impersonate a billionaire, stole $11 million, secured more than 6,000 gold coins and then arranged to buy a multimillion-dollar house, according to court records. nyti.ms/3MzcgV7

@Imani_Barbarin Blame insurance companies and greedy hospitals. Not your medical professionals. That’s where the real problem is.

I really detest medical professionals holding renewing medication prescriptions over your head conditional upon you seeing them. Especially when you have a history of you taking that medication.

@jimmyfallon Requiem for a Wet Dream

It's Hashtags time! Take a horror movie and add one word to change the plot and tag it with #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie. Could be on the show!

@nytimes Why not just say it straight up "USA has serious gun control and mass shooting spree problem due to NRA bribing many elected officials"

Mass shootings outside of the U.S., like the one on Thursday in Thailand that left more than 30 people dead, including 20 children, are exceedingly rare. The U.S. also has far more such attacks that take place at schools. nyti.ms/3ROY77q

@JoJoFromJerz Proper sexual education

Thinking about opening a school to trigger Republicans. So far, I know we’ll be teaching pole dancing for kids and lesbian dance theory. What else should be part of the curriculum? 🤔

Perfect! Costume fitting and table read are next Tuesday.

@kennykeil Petition to have @lizzo speak Latin

Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education

@iflycaribbean Yo @iflycaribbean why are your pos to gnd rates so crazy? It’s legit cheaper to fly 4 hours to New York than 30 mins over to Grenada. Make it make sense.

Fly from Suriname and connect via Trinidad from as low as USD278 return airfare to visit the scenic islands of Saint Lucia, Barbados, and Curacao! ✈️ #REcalibrated #iflycaribbean

@Variety We need more Elroy Patashnik!

Joel McHale, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Jim Rash and Ken Jeong are confirmed to star in Dan Harmon's #Community movie at Peacock. variety.com/2022/tv/news/c…

@Variety If I don’t get at least one new song drop from Abed and Troy imma throw up

‘Community’ Movie Is Finally Happening, at Peacock, Fulfilling the Show’s Prophecy variety.com/2022/tv/news/c…

@thegoodgodabove Unhappy marshmallow lol