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Phone so budget that it shuts down the app whilst accessing the email. Irritating

Finding Twitter massively irritating and trying to remember my password to delete it. /Flounces off into the ether...at some point...hang on...two seconds...

@Gwenelope Live fats, die yognu

Right, account unlocked for a while in the hope of assembling a list fellow Edu-Tweeters and friend who love reading Pratchett into a list. Can make list public too if you’re game. So, Pratchett fans - make yourself known to me by replying below - Discworld type gifs welcome.

Two seconds. They went two seconds before hitting the Breathless Poetry Voice (TM) button

@Katy_primary97 Two. Sister and best mate

Attention married people: how many brides maids did you/your wife have? 👰🏼‍♀️

@Miss_TKE Sorry - so hot that my brain and, thereby, reading comprehension are evaporating. Just checking I actually reply to what you asked! Resources/essays for... HMT vs BC and/or HMT vs 1984 and/or DG and/or D (as standalone texts) That right? As exam questions or NEA? Board?

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@commaficionado 0 here, bah

13-YR OLD DAUGHTER: "I have to make a cake for school tomorrow based on a book I've read." US: ".....Oh. How long have you known this?" D: "A while. Can I get the stuff?" US: "Do you need any help?" D: "No, I can do it..." ***TWO HOURS LATER***

Most of the recordings of today's Othello webinar are now available for free here amysmithliterature.wordpress.com/cpd-resources/ . Enjoy! #WeekendLitChat @Team_English1 @mrs_denglish @MissCPEnglish

On the assumption that I’m tired and missing stuff, was there anything about or applicable to EPQ in that consultation or are we in a permanent theoretical superposition? Like that cat. Or Barnstaple. #epq

Shakespeare set many of his plays in Italy, though he almost certainly never went there. John Mullan explores how the Bard was influenced by Italian geography, culture and politics. bl.uk/shakespeare/ar…

TV unable to show the streaker and we can only impute its existence by the disgusted expression of Luke Shaw like 18th century astronomers hypothesising Neptune from its gravitational effects on other known bodies

@TabitaSurge A HoD said he wasn’t going to run lunchtime intervention. Yon man above tried to explain how that was Letting the Learners Down. Aaaaaand...well...it was quite the contretemps back then. I fear I’ve played down the extent to which one of the parties was quite...adamant...about it

@TabitaSurge That’s also the lunch gate guy from a few years back

Anthology of dystopian fiction extracts spanning 100 years >> douglaswise.co.uk/100-years-of-d… #TeamEnglish

how lesdershippy the leadery leadership i lead leaderly in a leadership leading lead for leadingmost leadershippiness was leaderly

@deputygrocott Synergetic pupil support and development hubs = table and chairs. If group work, bung in the word collaboration before hubs

In keeping with Mr Williamson’s claim that schools have ‘ventilation systems’ by which he means ‘windows’ can we come up with our own sophisticated descriptions for other things we have in schools. How about ‘bodily waste and relief systems’ for toilets?

I think, THINK, this is the final draft of our tutor time reading programme! It's taken me aaaaages and I know it's not perfect and will develop as the programme continues and builds but I'm happy with it. I think. dropbox.com/s/oio4fgecqbq7…

Anyone going out driving this Friday evening, singing the best songs? New poem from Bren.