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Inspired by @Apathetic_Cynic "Not today!"

The emergency medicine residency interview

@PhysicianDoodle Tricks of the trade: 1) Be direct and start the conversation with why you’re calling someone. Admission, intervention, advice, help, etc. 2) Be able to summarize the patient in a single sentence 3) Smile on the phone 4) Always do the right thing for the patient

@thatERguy 😂

The COVID diagnosis for the President is concerning as he is in multiple high risk groups: elderly, obese, low income

Super happy to not be at work. #Debates2020

Like giving 3 liters of salt water for a fever ?

@MTGMuddstah Having broken apart a few decks that were “done” but stopped seeing playtime, I make sure I have the list uploaded on TappedOut with an overview on how it runs. I’ve only reassembled one thus far 🤷‍♂️

How do you bring yourself to take apart a deck? I've got stuff like Animar, Karador, etc that I've spent years putting together and I find I'm just not playing them as much. I want to build something new, but the idea of taking older decks apart is paralyzing.

Whoever @GOLFonCBS put @PhilMickelson in the tower: bravo. He’s killing it. Please keep him on and bring him back. @PGAChampionship @PGATOUR

Two nurses, who have witnessed first hand the toll Covid is taking in Colorado, stood up and peacefully counter protested. Here is how they were treated. I had join them.

@DGlaucomflecken This speaks to my soul

Seeing a consult in the ED

A few years ago I was ironically asked to give the professionalism lecture to the new intern class. I was just informed I’ll be giving it for a fifth year in a row.

@theangrypharm Fuck that noise. Pharmacists are the best.

Fuck you Chuck. The price of your Viagra just went up about 10 fold.

Me going over all the reasons you should ultrasound a traumatic eye injury

Pronounced 3 patients in their 20s tonight. ... some days #EM

Intern and I were cardioverting a patient, I pulled up Metallica and told him he had to wait for “flick the switch of death.” ... he’d never heard of them 🤦‍♂️ #EM #GettingOld

@theangrypharm Maybe they owe their dr money?

Levaquin 750. 1-2 tablets bid for 10 days. Bah, kidneys are overrated, you got 2 of them anyway. QT Prolongation? Torsades? MALARKEY! These are just myths propagated by the anti-vaxx movement. Oh wait.............

@911GlockDoc 😂

First patient back from vacation, 26 y/o with a can of air freshener stuck up his butt. The little teenage baby face surgeon came back to inform me that it was lemon fresh and the can was in a condom!

Tonight an IM attending and a CC attending, both of which rotated with me as residents, got super shitty when I called. Thankfully I never fully taught them the art of eviscerating a consultant over a phone line. 10 years out and I’m too old for this shit #EM

Just met @smrtgrls dad at a pizza joint who had the cutest proud papa moment with “guess what, my daughter will be on the @goldenglobes tonight” ❤️

ER Doctors: We must use the highest level of available scientific evidence to guide our practice. Also ER Doctors: Omg it’s Friday the 13th and tonight will be crazy.