🐺 Anna 🦈

Why should my daddy get the credit when I worked so hard to be this terrible? Love you, father 😍

@O_Willian_ Papo

@Kukrushk4 sabe muito

Existe no homem um vazio do tamanho de Deus

@jellybeanpink_ Achei o meme engraçado e a reflexão interessante klkk

@O_Willian_ Dostoievsk

@Kukrushk4 citação?

@Maxtee2121 @Vfynn_ Why he should be? He'll not even be in the pitch lol

@Vfynn_ It shows he is afraid I think

🚨🗣️ Thomas Muller on Bayern facing Real Madrid: “People love to pretend Real Madrid is some untouchable myth in Europe. I’ve played them enough times to know the truth, they’re not magic, they’re just very comfortable when referees and moments go their way. When we faced them, it was never just about football. It was about surviving the ‘Bernabéu effect’ - the pressure, the decisions, the narrative already written before kickoff. You can dominate them for 80 minutes, but somehow the story always bends back in their favor. That’s not luck anymore, that’s a pattern. What should people expect? Expect Bayern to actually play football. No fear, no theatrics, no waiting for miracles. If Madrid win, fine but let it be because they were better, not because history decided it beforehand. Because trust me, once you’ve experienced it firsthand, you stop being impressed… and start asking questions.”

No fim do dia, os cristãos não são muito diferentes dos muçulmanos que eles tanto criticam

@nocontextfooty I can't even guess this club

Guess the player? 👇

Aula rendendo 🏒🏒

@LP17sp Já é amanhã? Achei que ia ser na quarta

Boa sorte pra vocês na Real Madrid TV

@gxbyfcbmunchen Estou completamente por fora, mas acredito em você

@Kukrushk4 nossa eles forçando até “rivalidade” com um certo jogador de lá… O Kimmich tá sendo pé no chão pra responder

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK a pergunta que fizeram para o Kimmich 😂 Vão falar agora que foi eu que pedi o jornalista para fazer essa pergunta 🤭

@telyhouse One of these?

time for a new pfp. any suggestions?

@Goatkeeper1_ Try this app. Far better than Duolingo

@Kukrushk4 more like I don't want to,I wanna learn new languages on my own

Um dos meus maridos

@Goatkeeper1_ Bro can't use automatic translation

@Kukrushk4 Don't know what it means but I second that

@nocontextfooty Nice one from the teams posting chocolate eggs, cause we’re already too grown to believe that an alleged Jewish wizard is God

@jellybeanpink_ @Kevynluz07 Joguei uns tempos atrás. Agora ando enrolada com faculdade e trabalho e sem tempo pra joguinhos 🥲