Kunmi Odueke

"There’s really no good time to tell your husband that you’re leaving him." That single line came from a book I ghostwrote, and it earned me over ₦2 million in one sitting.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

The last one off me 🤣🤣🤣

“Easygoing” is always mistaken for harmless, and it’s the farthest thing from the truth.

It’s the love you feel towards someone that makes them special and magical to you. Once your eye clear, they’re just like any random person.

Paper straws are the worst thing to happen to parents 🤦🏽‍♀️

Get comfortable with people misunderstanding or not understanding you at all. How many people do you want say, “no, it’s actually not like that” to?

She literally explained why you feel tired all day and how to fix it:

“Light no dey” buy solar na “Network no Dey” buy starlink na “Country no good” japa na You go think say na 2,500

I never actually did proper baby food. Same; my children went from milk to ogi, and eba and ogbono.

“up nepa” from three generations is actually insane if you reason am. this one pass ogun idile, wallahi.

a fun fact about me: if you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life

*most times

Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are plants. Wine is salad.

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

So tired of AI writing 🤦🏽‍♀️ I miss when people actually wrote down original thoughts.

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you. So live a little ✨🙏🏾

Hahaha 😂

Morayo : Let’s talk about your marriage , the divorce , when the divorce happened with your ex , you were both quiet, we didn’t hear from both of you , you didn’t tel us anything , what would you say that experience has taught you or formed who you become today? Ireti Doyle : First of all , you didn’t hear anything because it was none of your business , the only people you owe any explanation if all are those small family and friends that gathered on day one , you see this larger audience that you are performing for , they do not care👇🏾