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@OnlyBangersEth Annoying

He practiced his birthday entrance routine for weeks and it shows 🥹

"¿Tú crees que alguien te va a pagar por estar sentado frente a la computadora todo e día?" - Mi mamá en el 2006

Giving it a cute name like "Lunch & Learn" doesn't change the fact that you are asking me to work through my lunch hour.

At No. 230, the Steelers selected RB Eli Heidenreich.

@TommyJaggi I watch more college football than anyone I know, when his name was called I said “who?”

Gabe Rubio is a guy we've never heard of, had horrible college production over five seasons, and is a bad athlete for his position. But considering how Day 3 has gone, this tracks with what Omar Khan has been doing.

@C_AdamskiTrib Didn’t want to trade away from what player? The one they tried to draft? Or the one that they were kinda forced to draft?

Steelers general manager Omar Khan when asked if he tried to trade up in the 1st round

@KirkHerbstreit What a good boy.

Peter is fired up for the NFL draft! 🏈

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

Madness

@AmeliaRodrigJan Sneaker heads are the shit stain of society

How the fuck did this dude come up with $2500???

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

“We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” Godspeed, Artemis II.

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

idk if y’all have ever been to Pittsburgh but putting 700,000 people into an area that is 50% made up of bridges is just about the hardest possible event to plan.

baby boomer wants $500k for this sensible starter home, and you'll have to put $150k into it as soon as you buy it because boomer hasn't done anything to update it since they bought it 40 years ago for $50k

i think ideally id like to work 3 days a week and make around 185k

So wait Pittsburgh isn’t even a city it’s just 100 little towns in a trenchcoat.

You’ll need this today and through the week