Ciiku 🍯🇰🇪

#EndFemicideKE #TotalShutDownKE

Under my dictatorship, marrying before the age of 30 would be banned

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away

this mug!!!!

If I’m being honest with myself, I need a new almost everything, like from scratch: Clothes, gadgets, location, degree, spark, it’s endless.

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

my left boob is slightly bigger due to how big my heart is

Laptop shut! Malebo reporting for duty 😭

There is no version of woman who cannot be seen as a prostitute. To some people, going to college makes you a harlot, to others, wearing tight outfits, or not going to church, or drinking alcohol, or having a car, or having premarital sex, or wearing lashes, or not cooking. . .

Somebody pinch me please 😭. From losing my dad at 2, to free school meals and life on a council estate, working at McDonald’s to support my mum… to now being named on the Forbes list. Building both a consultancy and a charity, studying at Oxford and Harvard, earning a PhD and an honorary doctorate along the way. Only God.

Abortions, Vasectomies, tubal ligations All music to my ears 😌 Gen Zs I never doubted you!😍

The weight of my history sometimes bears heavy on me. But I’m learning to put it down and dance too! 🙏🏾🙌🏾🥹

Working from home so you can scream whenever you want >>>

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

Let’s organize for a 4-day workweek. What petition do we need to sign? I’m ready. I can’t keep living like this. I’m ready to join the fight.

I’m jealous of countries that have a competent president.

They lied. Siasa weka kwa roho kabisa! They are playing with our lives bana.

Me to Me this week: Go Kylie, go! Good job Kylie, you’re doing amazing sweetie

Y’all gotta stop the __CHELLA. Beyoncé came, she conquered, its over.

One thing I miss about high school is the series debriefs I’d have with my girls during lunch😭❤️ that was our book club equivalent