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@Srirachachau @jesawyer I love ur tweets my guy, are u also from OC? Im from Irvine! Will Ferrel and I had the same 3rd grade teacher!

@mollcop27 I felt it in Irvine!

Was it just me or was there an earthquake? #earthquake #OrangeCounty

@PicturesFoIder E.T. !!! I’ve talked about this before but I find that movie so unsettling and I think the alien design is creepy as hell

What is a movie that everyone likes, but you hate?

@jduffyrice My step dad was so exited to be selected to serve on a real who-done-it style Murder Mystery jury and was so upset when the guy took a plea. Legit the only time I’ve seen him wear a tie!

@lingerie_addict Best meal I ever had in whole the United States was the tasting menu at the Seattle Four Seasons Hotel. We both saw Joe Montana and Orcas there!

What’s your favorite ‘fancy’ restaurant recommendation in Seattle? My husband and I are going for our anniversary (10 years!!), and we want to do something really special.

@davidcinema This movie terrifies me. I saw it once as a baby and never again. Nope!

What is the scariest scene you've ever seen in a non-horror movie?

@Sideways440 Hard Agree!

yeah this is the worst film I've ever seen

If I ran into ten year old me I think she'd be really bummed to hear that there aren't more galas in her adult life.

@GatorsDaily I am drawing!

OK GATOR GANG: ---ACTIVITY CHECK--- COMMENT WHAT ACTIVITY YOU ARE CURRENTLY DOING AND IF YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING AS SOMEONE U HAVE TO BE THEIR FRIEND THATS THE RULES.

@AkilahObviously I saw this in theaters and my friends and still talk about how upsetting it was.

That Chris Pratt movie where he wakes up in his pod too early and he’s alone and he finally just wakes up Katniss. I thought he was a dick, but that was before.

@OhNoSheTwitnt I love Elephants with all my heart.

@iSmashFizzle It’s super educational and detailed.

@iSmashFizzle This has been a fun project for me!

The Lakers have returned approximately $4.6 million that they received from a federal government program. The program was intended to help small businesses weather the economic burden caused by the coronavirus pandemic. es.pn/3cR8lQl

@Sarcasticluther 1. Barney 2. Barn Dogo

Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?

@hankgreen Paul or Ringo?

I met a beetle today.

This Sondheim livestream is really saving my weekend, I must tell you.

@jpbrammer Go to broadway.com bb

I tried to watch the Sondheim thing bc my timeline is talking about it but it turns out I was watching a knockoff version from a KPOP fan account

@mckellogs NOPE

@tithenai Hi, I’m Dr. Sally Goodhead

I was today years old when I learned that Pussy Galore is not a parody of a Bond Girl name but actually a Bond Girl name send tweet