Kurz

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Kurz

@Kurz_Initium

I am your Handler

Washington, DC ✝️ Katılım Temmuz 2025

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·29 Nis

I am a normal person behind the terrible shit I say.

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·56m

Never watching another women's sport again

Dexerto@Dexerto

New broadcasting guidelines for women's athletics have been released to crack down on camera angles and slow-motion replays that ‘sexualize’ athletes The guidelines highlight shots broadcasters are urged to avoid

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·2h

@texicanax How big of an island? How many of us are in shape?

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Carmen San Antonio@texicanax·2h

Now that I’m seeing mutuals on my tl… we could take over an island.. However, I need you all to be open minded

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·2h

@nfxmyy Women competing with other women

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𝔫𝔣𝔵𝔪𝔶@nfxmyy·1d

honestly it baffles me me how readily women are to show their nakedness online rather than when asked privately. i’ll never get it lol.

ًًًًً@_Methotrexate

Thank you to whoever is responsible for this

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·2h

@xo_Reddish_xo Yes

𝓡𝓮𝓭@xo_Reddish_xo·2h

@Kurz_Initium Which part?

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𝓡𝓮𝓭@xo_Reddish_xo·3h

Chatgpt called me a chaotic gremlin

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·2h

I am fascinated by the plight of some humans

Mittens@JUSTcatmeme

And you think you have it bad….

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·3h

Pretty pallet?

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·3h

@clickbaitcait You can pick my nose

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·4h

@_skobee_ Dork 🫶

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𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻@_skobee_·5h

this is who runs this account

The Last Homely House@AHomelyHouse

This is who runs this account.

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·5h

@im4evergrateful Supergirl

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Honkey Tonk Neanderthal…@im4evergrateful·5h

@Kurz_Initium Like the new supergirl kind of retard or full on downs?

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·5h

How do I bag a retarded baddie?

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·6h

@clickbaitcait Those damn floppy ears

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·10h

@fillefoux Damn I didn't expect a breakdown for my shitpost

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☁️𝓕@fillefoux·10h

@Kurz_Initium the biggest giveaways are the hair, the weird rendering artifacts on the clothes, and the lighting. the anatomy is also a bit off yeah i mean im sure they can look like that but "hers" are just so perfect at the perfect angle with the perfect shot framing so like

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☁️𝓕@fillefoux·12h

this is so clearly AI im crying

Degen CPA@DrewVento

Chinese thots have raised the stakes. The translate tweet option has put great pressure on American thots. American thots now have to compete with a whole new level of thottery enguiniety they never saw coming. Will be fascinating to see play out.

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·11h

@onionloveian Good God

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Onlivion✝️🇺🇸🥛@onionloveian·12h

I uh…. Found some more.

Onlivion✝️🇺🇸🥛@onionloveian

Never mind. Behold the onion knight defending his bacon brownies….. Yes, yes I was always like this.

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·11h

@DoinksTheFrog @illumistationn Stop making me think about eating ass

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Doinks the Frog@DoinksTheFrog·12h

@illumistationn I’ve been thinking of people and then they communicate with me

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Illumination Station@illumistationn·12h

I am manifesting things at an insane rate lately. Anyone else?

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·13h

@shanaigans247 Good morning fellow spirit talker

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DREAD@shanaigans247·14h

Good Morning y'all 🌞

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·15h

@radicalizedcass We be losers

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Cassie@radicalizedcass·15h

I thought all my frens had real life summer plans and that's why x dot com was a ghost town but come to find out, you have been online this whole time.

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Kurz@Kurz_Initium·15h

@redacted_revo Nice cheeks

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