Detective Kuze

Kami insisted that I join this app. Not sure how it will help with our investigation. Truly hoping it’s not just another way to waste my time… like always.

If I hear one more “inspirational” quote today, I’m requesting a transfer.

@thedicekamihara Yes, but unlike some people, I came to work regardless.

@KuzeJunko Wait you’re sick too???😷😷😷

I could really use some peppermint tea right now…

@cainexpomni @thedicekamihara I wasn’t planning to… but now that you mention it, perhaps I should check in on you or have Kami bring you to the station.

@KuzeJunko @thedicekamihara does sharing food count as an indirect kiss 🤔🤔🤔 (Detective kuze. I joke. I jest even. Please do not show up to my house

Just saw @KuzeJunko sneaking a piece of matcha cake into the break room HAHAHAHAHAHA BUSTED

Why can’t a certain someone stay still during stakeouts? This car is cramped enough as it is.

@thedicekamihara Don’t push your luck. I don’t see you preparing for this evening’s stakeout.

Btw…. I’m SO bored rn @KuzeJunko will you join me in a round of thumb wars???😂😂

@pilot_aki He’s free to give it a try and we’ll see how it turns out for him…

@KuzeJunko I know a certain somebody who could give you a smile that lasts forever.

What is it with everyone asking me if I’m okay because I’m not smiling?

@thedicekamihara I can’t stand you.

@thedicekamihara WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THAT CONVERSATION?!

See this? @KuzeJunko what would you do without a partner as dedicated and talented as me???? You’re welcome😎

@pilot_aki @thedicekamihara It wouldn’t have to be a bad day if someone didn’t leave everything half-done… I’m livid.

@KuzeJunko @thedicekamihara Not one of your finest days, is it?

Find someone who looks at you like this

Count your days @thedicekamihara, count your days.

@thedicekamihara It’s fine. Give me 15 min and I’ll be out.

@KuzeJunko OHHHHHHH LOL that makes sense 😭😭😭 I thought you were some sort of psychic for a sec HAHAHAHA Btw can we pls use yours again???? I’m sorry I promise I won’t forget next time😭

You forgot your umbrella again, didn’t you? @thedicekamihara

@thedicekamihara Well, it’s pouring outside and you still haven’t left, even though it’s past working hours. What else could be holding you up?

@KuzeJunko WAIT WHAT this is scary how did u know????? I mean I know you’re a good detective but?????

@thedicekamihara @JohnEmio Sounds like you care a lot about what I’m doing and what’s in my mug. Why don’t you try focusing on the reports you’re behind on?

@KuzeJunko @JohnEmio Yeah the coffee………. your mug was totally not empty

Just came here to say that this made @KuzeJunko jump out of her seat LMAOOOO

@JohnEmio @thedicekamihara It wasn’t because of that... I just jumped because the coffee burned my tongue. Don’t get ahead of yourself, John Emio.

@thedicekamihara @KuzeJunko 😀