KVWN Channel 4 News Team

RIP Rutherford Rink

Although the money we spent on him at the 2019 Trade Deadline caused our team to go bankrupt, we would like to wish Adam McQuaid a happy retirement. Congratulations on a wonderful career in the NHL and thank you for your time with the KVWN Channel 4 News Team. Enjoy the pils

@NHL Although the money we spent on him at the 2019 Trade Deadline caused our team to go bankrupt, we would like to wish Adam McQuaid a happy retirement. Congratulations on a wonderful career in the NHL and thank you for your time with the KVWN Channel 4 News Team. Enjoy the pils

512 NHL GP and one Stanley Cup to Adam McQuaid's name. Congrats on a great career and enjoy your retirement! Details: bit.ly/3p9qdfK

It is rumoured that former players @Mitch_Adams1 and @kylerglen96 are in negotiations with @KingsMacnutt We wish all former players the best of luck going forward and extend our gratitude to our sponsors and our dedicated fans who came out to support every game (3/3) #TilNextTime

Contract buyouts are to commence within the next week with a lot of coin being dished out to trade deadline acquisition Adam McQuaid. It’s too bad the GM spent all the team’s liquor money on the VLTs (2/3)

It’s with great sadness to announce that KVWN Channel 4 News Team is no more. After the barrel line dismantled, things could never be the same. All assets were taken over by Jack Lame while team headquarters at 312 McKinnon were bought out by the chinamen next door (1/3)

BREAKING NEWS: @kylerglen96 has been signed to a Kings futures contract. He’s committed to the kings... more details to follow

Player of the game last night goes to Shane who sacrificed everything to get two goals in the 7-2 defeat. #Money #ShaneOMac #WWE

Tough loss to Hornswaggle and his crew. The slimy #LittleBastard was lucky this is a non contact league. Final game of the season on St. Patrick’s Day at 10:00 PM

The KVWN News Team assembled for their first win of the season! Better late than never! Player of the game goes to @Mitch_Adams1 who stood on his head making a few career saves and recording his first shutout! This guy is the real deal. May be the next #Belfour #PillyPilly

Took the loss tonight with a final score of 5-1. Big thanks to @tylerthimer8 for bringing his farmer buddies to help battle their mad friends. Player of the game goes to @cale_real who, although he didn’t score, had about #42069 chances while playing with a sore leg! #PillyPilly

The boys on their way to the rink now that it’s not -40 #GameDay #Pilsner

News team didn’t lose last night! Celebrations taking place! #WhoDoYouThinkYouAreIAm

When you try to play a clean, penalty-free game to get those free nachos

The #barrel line reunited last night and combined to be +18 as substitutes for the benchwarmers in an 8-2 victory. Can they keep up this kind of play? Is it thanks in part to all the #16ozcurls ? Find out tomorrow night at Merlis Belsher Place #KVWNChannel4NewsTeam

TRADE ALERT: KVWN picks up a defensive partner for @tylerthimer8 in Adam McQuaid from the @NYRangers in exchange for a 48 pack of Pilsner #Insider #TradeCentre #TradeBait

Back in action tonight! 10 bells! Should be a close one. Win or lose #PillyPilly @MolsonCoors

That face you make when you lost to the Dekes of Hazard last week

Not much happening tonight, may as well head to Merlis Belsher Place to catch your hometown Channel 4 News Team take on the Dekes of Hazard (who are no longer aired on our network). Looking for a big game out of grandpa Tyler who just got his skates sharpened! 845 start time

This heat makes a guy miss ol Rutherford rink. Hard 4-2 loss to the boys and yan who are dirty indeed. Player of the game goes to @Kyle_Werle_7 way to keep us in it. #MilkWasABadChoice