Naomi Sayers 💕

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Don’t pretend like you didn’t change your ringtone to Lemon Pound Cake too. Just admit it.

People do not support who they're intimidated by.

When you’re on time to court, it starts 30 minutes late and when you’re running late, it starts on time. Every time.

If this shit isn’t nominated for Song of the Year, we boycotting

People will fxck up so bad with you that they have no choice but to act like they hate you or that you did something wrong to them, because they know they're weird. That guilt & delusion be eating them tf up

Sex Worker Diaries: Spoken and Sung is a bold, participant-led action research musical project funded by Social Sciences and Humanities Research Council of Canada (SSHRC) Performance Location and Showtimes: Live at the Performing Arts Lodges PAL Canada (Performing Arts Lodges), 110 The Esplanade, City of Toronto -April 10, 11, 17, 18: doors at 7 PM, show at 8 PM -April 12 and 19: doors at 3 PM, show at 4 PM FREE ADMISSION (TICKETS): buytickets.at/sexworkerdiari… Part creative performance, part public scholarship, this production emerges from the research initiative Sex Work – The Musical: Altering Societal Perceptions of Sex Work Through Audience Engagement with a Musical Play. Drawing on in-depth interviews with 52 sex workers across Canada, this project explores how stigma shapes occupational health & safety, stigma, social relationships, and everyday life. Their words become lyrics. Their experiences become narrative. Their realities take the stage. We invite you to listen, witness, and engage. Join us for an evening that centres lived experience, challenges assumptions, and reimagines how stories about sex work are told and heard 💖

Afroman is never going to let those cops forget 😆

At the grocery store my card wasn't working, because my bank's fraud department is unnecessarily vigilant, and the guy in line behind me just says "I got it" and taps his card. For a week's worth of groceries. No one speak to me, I'm basking in the glow of that kindness.

It’s obvious why they sued him. They’re a bunch of dipshit cops who violated procedures, stole Afroman’s money, and didn’t think raiding the house of a world-famous comedic rapper with security cameras would result in them getting publicly shit on in songs

when my friend found out she was getting divorced she drove to a Dunkin Donuts parking lot to cry. after, she went inside to get a coffee and the employee asked what was wrong, so she said she was divorcing. the employee went "here, hold on" and gave her a box of 40 munchkins lol

People don’t betray you accidentally, betrayal requires a strategy.

I'd go on Reddit to find out what he's on about, but why bother? It's late and I have a busy day tomorrow.

I told that to Brown. In his universe, he's always right. A denial, even as categorical as that, does not seem to be enough. Jesse, you haven't met the threshold of the responsible communication defence.

@jessebrown called me (at 11 p.m.) to accuse me of posting on Canadaland's subreddit. For the record: * I have never posted on Reddit. * I have never had a Reddit account. * I have read some Reddit threads after finding them on Google. * I have never seen the Canadaland subreddit

If they’re watching you, talking about you, trying to compete with you… you’ve already won. You’re living in their head.

Toronto man wanted for allegedly stealing cash, credit cards from healthcare facilities cp24.com/local/toronto/…

Never working with lawyers who have drinking problems They will drag you down And blame you - because that’s what alcoholics and substance abusers do

The City of Hamilton is seeking a lien of nearly $59,000 to be placed on a home belonging to Mayor Andrea Horwath. @MattIngramNEWS reports. chch.com/chch-news/city…

Clubhouse like a second home, Sault biker gang member tells judge cp24.com/news/canada/20…

being grossed out by another person's energy and mentality is such a real thing.