💥 Nurse D, RN/1L

Gonna start a company where people pay me $400/month for access to pizza, and when they want pizza they can call me for preauthorization and I’ll tell them where they can go, how much they can buy, and what kind they can get. My company will pay for 50% after the first $250 spent

@BarExamTutor I’ve been thinking about this moment a lot. Wouldn’t the cop have been better off saying “I know it’s not true, but there are millions of people who don’t know that and might believe it”? I can’t articulate exactly how he fucked this response up, but I know in my gut he did

Lawyer for the cops must have told the witness that if something is clearly false, it's not false light or defamation. It has to be false *but believable.* So the witness acted accordingly. But you don't get to manipulate the law like that when testifying. Jurors have common sense.

@hiddenmarkov1 I can’t imagine the legal costs. I think the cops’ attorney said the lawsuit was filed 3 years ago

@TakeThatNurses none of this would have happened if they'd apologized and paid for the repairs.

It’s obvious why they sued him. They’re a bunch of dipshit cops who violated procedures, stole Afroman’s money, and didn’t think raiding the house of a world-famous comedic rapper with security cameras would result in them getting publicly shit on in songs

@JesseBurkhart7 @schenn4jvr @KyleKulinski Truly the sign of an evolved gentleman who has moved beyond silly amusement

I'm going to utilize my paid twitter subscription to spend more than 280 characters laughing at you 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The craziest thing about the Afroman case is I listened to all the songs and they're complete bangers. Like should be top 10 songs in the country type bangers lmao

@JesseBurkhart7 @KyleKulinski Stopped paying attention to constitutional rights too, I guess. Ok 🤷🏻‍♂️

@TakeThatNurses @KyleKulinski No, because I'm in my 30s and stopped paying attention to him after I turned 16

@JesseBurkhart7 @KyleKulinski are you aware that current events have made afroman songs relevant this week

@KyleKulinski You're 37 and still listening to Afroman?

The real crime is that @ogafroman doesn’t have a merch shop on his website

@andrejsprost @AdamGra91130490 100%. From start to finish.

@TakeThatNurses @AdamGra91130490 You can really tell the judge wanted the cops to win.

Afroman for president

@RndmStreetMedic I think that whole thing was just based on the one cop doing a double-take at his lemon pound cake, which actually makes it funnier to me 😂😂

@TakeThatNurses They also ate his food. 😂

@theholyman74862 I guess, but Because I Got High has over 500M views, and Lemon Pound Cake has a few million too. He’s not Taylor Swift, but he’s well-known for doing what he does

@TakeThatNurses World famous is pushing it a lot.

@JPizzle60470785 I never even knew that he ran. I’ll vote for him in 2028 for sure

@TakeThatNurses Hope you all know afroman ran for president in 2024 and you all blew it

Afroman’s attorney: “I mean, look at his suit. Does this look like a person who thinks everyone should take him seriously?” 😂 #afroman #afromantrial

@chapel3929 Lol. I respect it 😂🙏🏼

@TakeThatNurses Ah, definitely joking but I see how you saw that

@AdamGra91130490 Yeah, agreed. Some of the issues were thrown out on summary judgment, but I guess the judge felt like a false light claim was close enough that it should at least be heard by a jury. I think it should have been thrown out too, but at least the jury got it right

@TakeThatNurses Even if I give them the benefit of the doubt, they still look bad at their job. And, because some ability to discuss this is necessary for democratic accountability, they really shouldn’t have a chance if they sue.

@chapel3929 Not sure if joking, but the statement was in support of Afroman’s 1st amendment right to create parody & entertainment content

@TakeThatNurses Attorney hates America, unsurprising

@wilsonbosc0 Yes. He was referring to his song lyrics

@TakeThatNurses Context is important here. He was arguing about him being an entertainer, and not a reporter.

@WECU76 You know he was referring to the lyrics of the songs 😑

@TakeThatNurses He wields the Constitution, and just won a victory for us all. Yes, take him seriously.

@Cynics_throne I like that I get to do the same as an expert witness. My obligation is to the facts, not to the side that retained me. If they have a loser of a case and the record doesn’t support what they want to do, I tell them so. Better than trying to justify some baseless bullshit

@TakeThatNurses I got a lawyer bc we were hit by a drunk driver & my lawyer ended up voluntarily not taking as much as he was entitled to. Obviously we were thrilled & had nothing but great things to say about him. Everyone we've met who claims "I HAVE AN AMAZING LAWYER" is talking about him.

@Cynics_throne I am dead-set on living my life in law in a way that allows me to NOT have to represent positions that I think are stupid or wrong or unjust. That probably means opening my own practice at some point, but so be it. I’d quit on the spot before I had to represent those cops

@Cynics_throne Interestingly, one of the things they’re occasionally emphasizing in law school is the idea that, most of the time, we’re not really there to stand up for principle, we’re just hired by a client to represent whatever they want to pay us to represent. It’s kind of a cynical view

@undrcvrbrothr Happy birthday to you, and @Amysaysfuckalot HELLOOOO

I'm so fortunate to have amy in my life, she's such an amazing human and she says fuck a lot, but she's been taking long breaks from social media and her account has been suppressed because of it and you all should go say hello 🩷