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@luxemiaa I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $100 And also, we’re here because of all these “strong independent women” that make these men weak. I bet you want masculine men now huh

Went on a date to the movies and this man asked me if I wanted snacks. I said yes I'll have popcorn with jalapeños. He said oh you want me to buy your popcorn. I just looked at him for a second. You asked me if I wanted snacks. I told you what snack I wanted. And now we're here. I said oh you don't want to buy it? That's fine I'll get it myself. And I did. I bought my own popcorn with jalapeños and did not think about him for the rest of that interaction. I need someone to explain to me how we got here as a society. You asked. I answered. That's how the snack question works. You don't ask someone if they want something and then act surprised when they say yes. That's not a trick question I'm supposed to dodge. You opened that door. I genuinely don't know what answer he was looking for. Was I supposed to........

@Sarapmcw @SarahIronside6 Fun fact. The most abused children are from single mothers, or trans parents.

@SarahIronside6 They ban abortions so they could have more kids to abuse.

They ban abortions, but think sex with animals should be legal. How can any self respecting person vote republican?

@luxemiaa Ill take things that I wish happened for $1000

Went on a date and accidentally got humbled in a way I still think about. He mentioned some tv show he liked and I casually said oh I actually have a small part in that. You know how you say something expecting a normal reaction like oh wow really that's cool. He looked at me and said is that why you do it so you can say you were briefly in a show. I just sat there. I opened my mouth and then closed it again because what do you even say to that. He wasn't being mean about it, he just said it so matter of factly. Like he had genuinely just asked a simple question and was waiting for an answer. And the worst part is I sat with it afterward and I was like........

@luxemiaa I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $100

Two years ago I was rushed to the ER. I was awake, but barely. My heart rate was 225, my blood pressure was dropping, and the room was suddenly full of people moving very fast and speaking in that calm-but-urgent tone that makes you realize things are getting serious. Someone rolled in the crash cart. A nurse started trying to place the adhesive pads on my chest, but they wouldn’t stick. She pressed one down, watched it peel right back up, and asked, “Do you have lotion on?” I opened my eyes just enough to answer. With what little strength I had left, I whispered, “No. I just have really soft skin.” There was a brief pause. Then the nurse looked at me and said, “WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME, MISS THANG.” The whole room laughed. And honestly,.......

@luxemiaa I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $100

A guy I worked with asked me to go to the movies with him. I said yes because he seemed normal, and the movie ticket was literally five dollars, so I didn’t think there was much room for drama. We got to the theater, and he walked right up to the counter and bought exactly one ticket. His ticket. I stood there thinking maybe he forgot I was with him. Maybe he thought I was part of the lobby decor. Then he looked at my face and said, “I provided the car. You can’t expect me to do everything.” Everything. Sir, the “everything” in question was a five-dollar movie ticket. I didn’t argue. I didn’t explain. I just opened my phone, ordered an Uber, and went straight back home. He looked confused, which was.........

@luxemiaa I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000

My ex-husband’s current wife contacted me out of nowhere. Her message said, “You were right about everything.” I stared at my phone for a full minute because honestly, what do you even say to that? I had spent years trying to explain to people what it was like being married to him, and most of the time I was treated like I was exaggerating. Apparently she has now completed the same course and reached the same conclusion. She asked if I had any advice. I thought about writing a long, thoughtful response. I considered sharing all the lessons I learned, the mistakes I made, and the things I wish someone had told me sooner. Instead, I replied with one word. “Leave.” Then I blocked her. Not because.......

@TrumpsHurricane Thank THE LORD

This Liberal woman says “I’m no longer Dating White Men” What is your response to her ??

@Zoya_ki_batein @ma1ybe Women peak in high school lol

@ma1ybe “Women age like milk” Meanwhile men:

It is called “she was sexually assaulted for years of her life"....stfu

@Babywwir Islam and the Jews

The greatest enemy of the United States?? A. Russia B. Islam C. Democratic Party D. Iran E. Trump

@UnkleDell If you supported this you’re retarted. Truly

this is great honestly people used to revolt when shit got bad now we just give up

@jubileenetwork @nickfiore31 @NotAvgLiberal God said to respect the laws of the land and if you were to break them, you deserve the punishment that follows. Sooooo

@nickfiore31 @NotAvgLiberal This is beyond tribal politics sir, there are far better ways to enforce the law. How will you explain this to God and why he should allow you into his country because you broke his laws? This is your test, so be careful how you treat people. it's coming back. Shameful!

So ICE has begun detaining people at Airports. Fuck Trump, Fuck ICE, And Fuck Everyone who voted for this shit.

@B1d1saster These are the people that cry and scream all day on the internet. They are the true miserable people. So full of hate. It’s honestly so sad.

Genuinely fuck you you miserable piece of shit

@rlynnb0502 @emkenobi I don’t support Trump, but everything you said is a lie lmao.

@emkenobi I love the people responding to this with election stats and being all like “boohoo” so you guys are still openly supporting a confirmed rapist, pedophile , and felon. most republicans I know agree that Trump needs to be removed

@emkenobi I haven’t supported Trump for awhile now. But as a decent human being, I wouldn’t wish death upon him. I think liberals are actually demon possessed retards but I still don’t want them to die. Seek help

@ender65407 Love how none of yall can give me a good reason why he’d be in hell lmaoaoa. Keep following your propaganda sheep

It’s fuckin hot down here

@IRanMediaco ALLAH UH AKBAR

@yvessirae Says who

They are raping girls in the ICE detention centers and then moving them to Texas so they don’t have to provide abortions.

@em_Lazzy How about you learn the truth before listening to rumors from an entirely different country. Goofy

Do Americans have a plan to stop Trump or are they just going to let him end the world?

@emkenobi Do research

They’re denying him legal counsel which is, you guessed it, illegal. This governments favorite thing to do is break the law. There is zero justification for Brian McGinnis being denied access to his attorneys. They’re just trying to punish him even more when the man already has a BROKEN arm from the police who attacked him. How do republicans defend this?