Kyle Beesley

I just chugged 50 gallons of lean.

@IAmAEvilPaladin Preferably in one piece, I made these chemicals that when exposed to stomach acid causes a chemical reaction where he'll go pop, releasing a gas from his corpse held inside a capsule that would melt away within some hours.

@KyleBeesley01 Well i mean. Whats your definition of alive.

(Coming back with the head of the guy you payed me to kill. As you wire me the cash a tip screen slowly unfolds from my chest. I do not leave your office until you press tip.)

Replaying resident evil 2 remake, I forgot how terrifying Mr X is.

@bizlet7 How is it they've killed more dogs than say illegal dog fighting.

It’s even worse. PETA are so batshit insane that they don’t really believe in the concept of pets. They run essentially Auschwitz for cats. ‘Data has consistently shown that a large majority of animals taken in by PETA are euthanized. Reports have indicated euthanasia rates often exceeding 80–90% in certain years’

@Rothmus I hate people who care about astrology, people who simply just like it are whatever but it's usually the ones who take it seriously that use their signs as an excuse to be insufferable.

@ThePhattestGuy @Pirat_Nation A reboot that has nothing to do with the games... Please don't tell me it's gonna have something to do with the movies...

How do these guys just not get how to do good video game movies/series. It seems so simple. The worldbuilding, setting, and characters are basically done for you. Heck, for some games even the plotline is done too. This should be easy. (This is vastly oversimplified but you get my point)

RESIDENT EVIL: Zach Cregger's Reboot Reportedly Has "Practically Nothing To Do With The Games"

@TerraDraca When it comes to old people their either grumpy or the most kindest and sweetest people ever. This waitress who looks to be in her 60's, always tip her. I would describe her as the second grandma you never knew you needed in life.

To all you folks online who try to nag and shame people who won't give you outlandish tips, I present to you a lesson in the value of using honey instead of vinegar.

@faithfulsakura Hmm, I wonder what her favourite drink is...

Me when Dr pepper.

@Pokemonshell I didn't expect to see this.

Ain’t no way this needed a statement😭

If I stay home and raise my own children I am a loser and not ambitious But if I hire and pay another woman to raise and take care of my children for me than I am an empowered woman If that same woman stayed home with her children she would be a loser But if she takes care of my children she is not If we both switched and raised each others children for a paycheck we would be successful ambitious girl bosses But if we do it for our own children we are losers

@IAmAEvilPaladin I need some guys taking out so I'll keep that in mind.

im like if robocop could be paid 20 bucks to shoot a guy

@Lordoftheringsu I like both. Though if it wasn't for hogwarts legacy, I would've probably not cared that much about harry potter all that much.

Take the right road.

@bestofstarwar Ehh, he technically succeeded to take over the school and the ministry of magic. He just didn't have it for very long.

There’s levels to this game

@Ro_z1e Even if she wasn't gonna kill you, if you're born in February, your partner can't go into the light, so that's very limiting.

Your month Your survival partner in Raccoon City #ResidentEvil #REBHFUN

@STAAARRRRRSSSSS SACRE BLU!

Remembered I’m French. Fuck my stupid tyrant life.

@Tom_InTheSlum Those god damn clankers...

@SWCultureLive Your new empire?!

Finish the rhyme… 🎶

@TerraDraca @zundamotisuki Ah, now I see it.

@KyleBeesley01 @zundamotisuki Easiest way to tell: When they all have the same mass produced, freshly printed signs, flags and banners.

アメリカにも頭のおかしな共産主義者がいるんですね 日本にもいてもう嫌になります

@TerraDraca @zundamotisuki Huh, I learn something everyday.

@zundamotisuki Oh, you also have those "totally organic, not astroturfed" protests too? (If the term doesn't exist in Japan, astroturfed is a term for when a movement is fake, paid for by some rich corporation and the people involved are just paid agitators)

@chito12342 @Lovandfear Not ya buddy.

@KyleBeesley01 @Lovandfear I guess you dont do much reading. Advice and complaining isn't the same thing. Go back to school buddy.

“Not ghosting just matching the effort.”