Kyle

Ever write an obituary for a man that helped raise you? Do not recommend

I think @nbcsnl should write a skit about Trump trying to bust into wherever they keep the declaration of independence with his giaint sharpie because he think his signature should be on it. I’m no writer but that would be funny af.

My girl got married today. I cried like a big baby. 🥹❤️

Whatcha doin tomorrow? Come see me. I’m making waffles, b&g, black eyed peas and whatever else marijuana talks me into prepping tonight for tomorrow morning. Free food. Cheap booze. Open at 10AM!

Oh cool. There goes dumb brain again. Why????????

Ho. Ho. Ho.

Listening to new @florencemachine for the 1000th time. I think this album is my favorite of the year. I can’t stop.

Have you ever been in a battle with your mental health for so long it feels like it’s literally ruining all the joy you once had.

Our Christmas party is not one to miss.

Dammit. I was doing so good. 😑

20 years ago. TWENTY! 👴🏼

See ya in Austin @florencemachine

Silence

.@DojaCat pays homage to Tina’s Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome during the Vogue World: Hollywood finale wearing a custom chainmail dress by costume designer Michael Schmidt who collaborated with Tina many times over the years. Fierce! 🎥: @voguemagazine

🤤 🥵 😍

@jstoner44 A group of lions fans in the bar last night was bitching and saying all that shit. I sent them all a chiefs bomb and had Haley tell them it was from the refs.

You know you’re back when all the other fans start back up with all the refs and cheating shit. Feels good man.

I thought I was wrong once…. I was mistaken.

Get it? Like today’s date? Alright, I am headed out for the weekend.

I’m usually not one to let someone or something live rent free in my head but here I am on a constant loop of Taylor’s new album and fucking assholes that piss me off. Maybe I’ll have to have a drink tonight. I think I need to be saged.

Chappell Roan!!! Incredible. I got goosebumps multiple times from her vocals. Big shout out to my guy @jstoner44 for hooking my crew up with a ride to and from! Definitely made the entire night less stressful. Thank you Daddy John! ❤️