Kyle Evans

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@ScottTancock1 Everton have played a blinder loaning him to a relegation rival 🤣🤣 He is absolute garbage.

Absolutely disgusting challenge from Mason Holgate

Am I missing something or have Coral dropped a major bollock here 🤣🤣 those odds are mental!

@RequestABet can I have odds on Calvert-Lewin to score a goal assisted by James Garner please in the Palace Everton game 😁

I fear this is the final nail in the coffin of our once great club. English footballing royalty, decimated by a dishonest, incompetent board who squandered unfathomable amounts of money on unremarkable players and gave them extraordinary wages. Heartbroken 💔

Can some please explain to me in football terms what the issue is here because I really don't see what the big deal is 🤣

The transformation of @alexiwobi under Frank Lampard has been nothing short of remarkable. He's been our best player by far in every single game this season. #EFC #Everton #COYB #UTFT

I'm normally very bitter when our best players leave, but I've nothing but gratitude and well-wishes towards Richy. He's been a class act on and off the pitch and is a huge reason we're playing Premier League football next season. Thanks for everything @richarlison97 💙

If I live to be 100 years old, I'll never understand how Graeme Souness is paid large sums of money to provide his "expert" opinion. What a fucking 🤡 of a bloke 🤦 #SCOUKR

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This Wrexham game is absolutely fucking mental 🤯🤯

Can't believe I'm a complete nervous wreck watching a game between Burnley & Southampton 🤣🤣 My poor heart can't take this relegation battle nonsense. I'm genuinely missing Everton being mid-table and mediocre! 🤣 🙈 #COYB #Everton #EFC #UTFT

A couple of our lads are walking a staggering 60km (37.28 miles) to help raise money for @Autism on 2nd April. Vif you wish to donate please visit the Just Giving Page. justgiving.com/fundraising/au…

@alexiwobi Today 👇👇. 👏👏 #EVELEE #evevlee @Everton

What did she say!? 😳😂 @SkySportsNews

Praise the Lord 🙏

Gutted I wasn't apart of it but what unbelievable result for the boys 💚🌳 #UppaFuckingOak

Had the pleasure of meeting the 🐐 last night. They say never to meet your hero's but mine didn't disappoint one bit. Thanks for a top evening @NevilleSouthall 👏

Still on the lookout for an opponent this Saturday. Pitch booked for a 2pm KO.