Kyle Farrell, CFA
66 posts
Me: “ooh this is gonna be a good tweet”
*1 like from my mom
*5 group chats come alive mocking me for it
*2 people respond directly giving me a tough time on it
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“Hey Chat GPT, write a generic tweet condemning a terrorist attack”
Governor Gretchen Whitmer@GovWhitmer
I have been in touch with communities impacted by what’s happening in the region. It is abhorrent. My heart is with all those impacted. We need peace in this region.
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@mbove97 This is the most frustration-fueled tweet I’ve read today
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Fire the entire Cowboys team. Except Cooper Rush
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@mbove97 Is this your bar for dating? Risk adjusted returns?
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She’s a 10 but doesn’t adjust her returns for risk
(Niche finance joke)
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@mbove97 @realNealBailey So much for uncorrelated returns
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@realNealBailey I never believed the claims that Bitcoin solved inflation or would become the next main currency.
It’s simply an alternative asset class to other major assets that can provide uncorrelated returns. We’ll see where it shakes out but there is a lot of institutional support. Buy?
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My tweets get very little interaction here but are CONSTANTLY sent between my friend groups to mock me.
Do it in public, cowards.
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@mbove97 *beautiful, then horrible, then beautiful again pick
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Gave the squad an absolutely beautiful NHL pick for a parlay.
They chirped me for all 60 minutes and overtime.
Bet won. We cashed. The sheer bliss I feel right now 😁
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Taiwanese and South Korean “technology” (chips, hardware, etc) exports are DOWN yet US cruise lines report the busiest bookings since before COVID started…
Stark contrast. Sadly, I am team recession for the next 2-3 quarters
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@mbove97 I believe the phrase “upside down your mortgage” applies here
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I’m getting some pushback on this privately. I stand by it.
The traditional notion of “building equity” doesn’t hold much water and sky high valuations and higher interest rates.
I don’t think buying a house makes sense for the next quarter. Doing more research
Barone Del Petrolio 🇮🇹@BaronePetrolio
Why are people buying houses rn? Makes no sense
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Good riddance to the worst kicker in the league
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Cowboys have released K Greg Zuerlein, and waived/injured TE Blake Jarwin.
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@mbove97 Only difference is that he probably won money. He stayed away from betting the Cowboys
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@KyleFarrell10 Are you committing to buying some on our show tonight? That question will be answered tonight at 9PM EST!
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@shawnmbarker @brgridiron @BleacherReport That’s the point of my tweet. If the stat is consecutive non-losing seasons, then Tomlin does not hold that record. If the stat is simply no losing seasons in the first 15 years of being a HC, then you would be right. Graphic isn’t clear at all
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Mike Tomlin is incredible.
✅ 2007: 10-6
✅ 2008: 12-4
✅ 2009: 9-7
✅ 2010: 12-4
✅ 2011: 12-4
➖2012: 8-8
➖2013: 8-8
✅ 2014: 11-5
✅ 2015: 10-6
✅ 2016: 11-5
✅ 2017: 13-3
✅ 2018: 9-6-1
➖2019: 8-8
✅ 2020: 12-4
✅ 2021: 8-7-1 (one game left)
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@mbove97 You just got crushed by the Broncos without Von Miller. Bad
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Remember when we signed Kai Forbath and he went 100% on field goals for us. Then we cut him at the end of the season. Stupid.
Dallas Cowboys@dallascowboys
The #DallasCowboys are bringing back a few familiar faces on Wednesday to try out for a possible opening at kicker this weekend.
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@Julia__1437 i like your way better. petition to gain an hour of sleep until march every year
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“Thank you to all essential workers 😊”
I mean I just answer calls and transfer money between accounts but you’re welcome I guess
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