Kyle!

Heyo. I’m Kyle. I’m a Sr. Threat Detection and Incident Response Solution Architect for AWS. I host AWS on Air, and help the community better prepare for Incident Response on AWS. My vibe is if the community has a need - I’ll do my best to find a way to help.

Spicy take 🔥🔥🔥 Grape Red Vines are better than Twizzlers.

@TheOnlyMike_E Legendary. Right?

Hey flavor gatekeepers. FU. #UnicornChef

@aaronshunter That’s my fave outdoor bar in DTD. Took over Uva Bar.

Happy new year! 🎆 Guess where I am. Here’s a hint… 🐭 🏰

@dakacki Feel it in my. Choeeeessssss

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

@eligaultney @real_guy_in_nyc No means no.

@real_guy_in_nyc Yeah, that was a solid place to stop talking on his part. I still don't think the punishment fits the crime, do you? How would you feel having your clumsy pass at someone publicly broadcast?

Sure he could have been smoother, but Ali posting stuff like this is exactly why so many men feel justified avoiding women these days. He made a pass, she wasn't interested, and that should have been the end of the story. Instead she decides to ridicule him publicly for the crime of being uncouth.

@endingwithali The amount of “ick” in the comments. You’re proving the point friends.

@LitMoose Cyberduck

@TheOnlyMike_E Mike…

Am I a good little brother?????

@ToniBlyx Bruce Dickinson 😂😂

Prowler v5 will be released during reInvent in a couple of weeks! We will be there. Wanna meet? calendly.com/tonidelafuente…

Something in the way…

@gabsmashh Billy Bookshelves 🔥🔥

office progress

@FarrahC32 Yes. But it was probably the espresso martini.

Anyone else have a hard time sleeping last night?

@QuinnyPig I’m here for a couple of days. What’re you up to Corey?

Hello Seattle. Anything fun going on this evening?

☎️ Calling RDS for #MySQL users! zero-ETL integrations with #AmazonRedshift are now available with data filtering replication to multiple data warehouses, and more! Join AWS OnAir on Fri Oct 4th at 12 PM PT to start unifying your data 👉 go.aws/3XZ46M2 #AWS #databases

Just a reminder to any remaining vendors who didn’t get the message in past years, we don’t abbreviate Cyber Security Awareness Month as CSAM anymore. A legion of security professionals that work with actual CSAM have been begging you to stop. Please see below: bit.ly/4dzkxUS

@TheOnlyMike_E I feel like you got access to that east coast tomato plug

Peanut butter tomato and a bread end of just butter and tomato. Delicious

Today I learned “the distance” by Cake is not in fact, about a race car driver.

So - what’s been going on friends?

this will never *not* blow my mind 🥹💙

@darkosubotica Yes.