Kyle Bayer

Brother that's a night in jail, lost custody, and a lifetime of alimony

he really likes that shirt. make him buy it and when he gets home make him feel gay in it

WALK-OFF WINNER!!

Make the weather sunny during his workweek then rainy on the weekend

It's getting hot in herre, so take off all your....shirts?

“Sir, a second shirt has just been taken off at Busch Stadium”

Run = IN Tarps = OFF

En Route to Busch!!

@stlcsb @stlcsb the car is still sitting here. Please tow it.

@stlcsb Good evening @stlcsb. The car is still sitting here after more than two months. It has a flat tire now. Please tow this car.

@stlcsb there is a car located in front of the stop sign at Wise Avenue and Pierce Avenue. It has not moved in weeks. Possibly stolen? Silver Subaru Forester. License Plate: GL4VOU. The registration is also out of date by almost a year.

THAT'S A WALK-OFF WINNER!!!

TICKET PUNCHED. For the first time in franchise history, the Orlando Storm are heading to the UFL Playoffs 😤

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

“omg he’s got an AP Royal Oak. he must be so rich” me:

A statement from Mizzou Athletics on Ahmad Hardy

@stlcsb please replace trashcan at 5909 Victoria Avenue. The lid has fallen off

"the official professional football team of Missouri" has a nice ring to it 😌

I'm officially a @BattlehawksUFL fan @UFLonFOX

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus