Kyle Smith

@AmazingSights That Mantis just laying there afterwards like it just ook the biggest shit if it’s life and is exhausted!

This image depicts a praying mantis being manipulated by a horse hair worm , a parasitic organism known for influencing it’s host behavior

@IranArmyStan Everything on the internet is true. Remember that.

🚨 BREAKING The United States has allowed the release of $7 billion in frozen Iranian funds.

@nicksortor The first paragraph should have ended after “…illegals.” Regardless of if they’re committing welfare fraud!

🚨 BREAKING: The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186 🔥 This is a NO BRAINER! But of course, 186 Democrats voted AGAINST this. REMINDER: Democrats are NOT ON THE SIDE of Americans. The fraud encompassed in this bill includes: - Social Security fraud, - SNAP (food assistance) fraud, - Mail fraud, - Conspiracy to defraud the U.S., - Theft or bribery involving federal funds, - Identification document fraud, - And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.

@ofctimallen What was the regimen? 1 hour per day? Morning? Lunch? Evening? Bedtime? Did you skip days? Curious how you went about it.

Finished the entire Bible it’s been a 13 month word by word page by page no skimming journey. Humbled, enlightened and amazed at what I read and what I learned. I will rest and meditate on so much. I will begin it again.

@jjwyns @jessiejdnlove I tell you everytiiinngg!!! He looka likea maaan!

@jessiejdnlove I did some tweaking to my adjustments

do NOT tell grok to remove my top

@maddenifico “I never called you racist…I never said that about you!” “Just admit that the reason we’re never spending Christmas together again is because you’re a racist piece of shit!” 😬 If you want to have an honest conversation about this, go and have the talk with your parents, not us!

Let's stop sugarcoating it. MAGA is America's version of the Nazi movement in Germany during the 1930s. 😳👇

@AmiriKing Nothing would stop me, as a store owner, from beating the fuck out of her.

A woman destroys a store after her EBT card was declined while trying to buy a pack of Black & Milds.

@bargas_eva @DyerbolicalDB Doesn’t matter. We all learned that you don’t touch another man’s fries, though!!

@DyerbolicalDB Men at work, don’t remember his character’s name.

What's your favourite Keith David role? Not from The Thing.

@DyerbolicalDB Armageddon

@DyerbolicalDB Men at Work

@Zmirrnoff2_0 @ohhanxiety We got the same answer, but yours was way harder. 3=6 4=12 5=20 6=30 7=42 8=56 Multiply down the left side and that = the right side number. 3x4=12 4x5=20 5x6=30 6x7=42 7x8=56

@ohhanxiety 3x3=9 9-3 =6 ———————————- 4x4=16 16-4=12 ———————————- 5x5=25 25-5=20 ———————————- 8x8=64 64-8=56

Only for genius 😆

@mervessultan It’s Morgpie, for those in the dark.

@AVGirl4Life Women

Hmmm 🤔

@AntiWokeMemes You guys want some cookies?!

@Meltymochii What exhaust did you have put in? I have a 2010 SS and still need to upgrade.

Listen to them bald eagles 🦅🇺🇸 Glad to have my American muscle car back!

@monica_access @not_rekt_11 Nothing would have stopped me. Idgaf.

@monica_access @not_rekt_11 Shittiest dad on the planet right here. Got scared when the big fat bitch turned back at him!

A black woman spits on a white woman and her baby. You can’t convince me this is not pure hate…

@monica_access @not_rekt_11 One swift right fist to the face and she would have dropped it. She’s a coward for stabbing a kid in the face. So is he for not knocking her out. Blade or not, if she got lucky and stabbed me, at least I beat her to death right after that for stabbing my kid.

@NoContextHumans Barack Obama

@TaraBull808 Let’s not overlook the double dribble off the 2nd missed free throw! Should have been a turnover right there. Then…leaving someone wide open at the 3-point line on an inbound play? Dumb.

Never prematurely celebrate