Kyle touchington

What are some trade schools with a good party scene

@jackfrost6913 Fuck i gotta get to Tuscaloosa

The woman in question from the Dellefranco files #thetachi #releasethefiles

@DuramaxSpa18672 @txstpikapps Dude mixer son. Or son that jumps a freshman geed at tailgate @txstsae

I just threw up in a Costco, fix it @txstpikapps #imlosingmyshit

@britjohnson6225 Off.

@txstsigmachi you make me want to fucking vomit.

@NATECARNOLD Bro tried to to look so tall in his Mugger

You know son usually I take them back to mine but if sig chis usually fuck em behind dumpsters then your good👊. Just don’t get caught😂😂#trashdick #roccoracoon

Nola date made me buy her narcan. Who the hell am I taking

@arkrazorbackx Send her my way.

I talk to beautiful women but they DO NOT know ball

first date

@DajaunMarley @sabanfaux bro I’m sorry.

@DajaunMarley Can’t stand you deborr. Let’s go up the middle. Surely they haven’t stopped that yet. Fucking retard. Saban is shaking his head watching his defense let up 30 against a Big 10 team. #GoDawgs

This is all your fault Kalen Deboer. You did this to me. #hottytoddy

@BarstoolTexasAM Fuck you drink piss and gargle my balls. Women cheer not boys.

We had our chances. Just flat out didn’t get it done. A lot to be happy about from this season but still so many things to fix.

@BrooksAustinBA So weird. Carson Beck just railed three lines off of a hooker’s ass. And genuinely might throw up for 450 yards tomorrow.

Well this will be interesting

@NATECARNOLD Those fucking Indians are expanding to new horizons. Been seein Haddy at the Frisco Costco every Saturday.

Good lord. I’d be fucking damned if my fraternity had a bomber monkey as a rush chair. #rapesae #whathavewelearnt

@DajaunMarley Figure that shit out beck

@DajaunMarley They may be big ! But they are blessed! YEE YEE

I thought this town was done for, but god damn they turned it around today. Good lord Adpi y’all just do it right. #wearesoback #backthatblue #boomboom #wtfsheronemoore

Apparently you're actually supposed to talk to your formal date if she invites you, why did nobody tell me this.

@NATECARNOLD Bring meh a uh one dem cigrett

Moscato on a Wednesday at 10:30? Yes they all say in unison.

Blackout Wednesday done ✅ (it’s Tuesday) #RollTide