Kym Kral

I think there have been a total of 6 social situations that I have not made awkward my entire life.

Please don’t ask me what I’m doing in June. I have no idea. I don’t know what day or year it is. Someone told me it was November two days ago and I believed them, no questions asked. I still think it might be November.

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

⚡️⚡️⚡️ DON'T FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS & COVERED UP THE EPSTEIN FILES ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

I love it when men call me mean. It makes feel alive. It’s the new putting a cig out on my arm.

Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old child. She bit his penis. He punched her in the face. The FBI found the young girl’s story to be credible. Never stop talking about this. Post about it every day. We cannot allow these white supremacists to normalize child rape.

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation." RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

How fucked is it that there has been TWO mass shootings in the last 48 hours, one involving children, and it has barely made the news. ALLLLLL of this is completely unsustainable. Today is also the 27th anniversary of Columbine. A day that should have changed it all.

My allergies are so bad this time of year I just tell people I do a lot of cocaine. Seems easier. They don’t think I’m sick and there’s rarely follow-up questions.

It’s really fucking scary the amount of men I’ve seen playing devil’s advocate for RAPE academy. Like, I knew it was bad but Jesus. Christ. I have zero words.

RETWEET if you stand with Pope Leo against Donald Trump!

Honestly, I look forward to the mental gymnastics MAGA has to do every single time our P3do president does something totally insane. They’re saying the Jesus photo is not Jesus it’s *checks notes* “Trump doing god’s work to heal America”. The dude poops his pants. Get a grip.

BREAKING: I can confirm with 99% confidence that the reason Melania Trump came out yesterday with her Epstein Statement is because of information possessed by a former friend, and Epstein survivor, Brazilian Model Amanda Ungaro. Ungaro was also the partner of Trump admin official Paolo Zampolli, who she alleges had her deported. They have a son together. Paolo Zampolli also claims to have introduced Trump to Melania. Amanda is a victim of Epstein's and was brought to the US from Paris by her modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel when was 17. She had a 20 year friendship with Melania. Remember her name. You will be hearing so much about her in the coming weeks that Trump will likely Nuke Iran over it.

Do you think if I just went out in the street and screamed “what the fuck is happening” would a lot of people join me or no?

Question, have you ever been eating and notice the fork you're using does not match any of the other forks you own. Then you think "did I steal this?"

Trump rapes kids and bombs schools Trump rapes kids and bombs schools Trump rapes kids and bombs schools Trump rapes kids and bombs schools Trump rapes kids and bombs schools Trump rapes kids and bombs schools LOCK UP THIS PEDO WAR CRIMINAL!!

DON’T GET DISTRACTED.

I love that every few days we all get hyper focused on the same bizarre thing to distract us from *broadly gestures at everything* The current distraction? Jim Carrey.