Pluto

If mpreg was real their kids would pop out weird as fuck

Today’s mood:

elect her

i’m stressed

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

@auss1eb0t @jesusk1nn1e Dad mention

@jesusk1nn1e @m4yb3_plut0

oh wow kris strong opinions

@boxingsocks @sundialbaz He gets it

@sundialbaz @m4yb3_plut0

translated shakespeare can be so funny this reads like a twitter thread

I love hunting and gathering (saving pictures from a tik tok slideshow full of twitter screenshots)

@auss1eb0t What

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

the straw hats

I love men that look like women

Let's solve this

GUY. GUYS NO THEY TRAPPED HIM IN PISS GUYS HELP HIM

@auss1ebot @Drake @supertf @POTUS @MarilynMonroe

@m4yb3_plut0 @Drake @supertf @POTUS @MarilynMonroe 😍😮‍💨🤤🤤

I’m soooo drunkkk rn @Drake @supertf @m4yb3_plut0 @POTUS @MarilynMonroe