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SpaceX trying to go public at 80x forward sales, 500x forward earnings, and 125x forward EV/EBITDA multiple

Woolworths $JSEWHL to acquire 100% of in2food Holdings Cash-funded from existing resources and facilities. Who is in2food? - SA-based supplier of premium private label products across freshly prepared convenience food, fresh produce, and long-life categories, as well as several ambient and bakery products - Revenue: R5bn+ per annum - 8 world-class manufacturing facilities - Produces 3.2 million+ packs per week - Key supplier to Woolworths Foods for 30+ years - Also serves food service, wholesale and export channels Sellers include the founders and Old Mutual Private Equity. in2food's leadership team stays on to run it as a standalone business within Woolworths. Transaction subject to competition authority approval.

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After fleeing their financial and legal obligations in South Africa, Mel and Peet Viljoen have been arrested in the US for aggravated grand retail theft charges. Reality TV couple Melany Viljoen (39) and Petrus “Peet” Viljoen (57), featured on Real Housewives of Pretoria were arrested in Boca Raton, Florida on 10 March 2026. Police say they ran a 6-month “ticket-switching” theft scheme at a Publix, stealing $5,302 in groceries across 52 transactions (Aug 2025–Mar 2026). Investigators say 392 items went unscanned, often by scanning cheap seasoning packets while bagging expensive goods. CCTV allegedly shows Peet distracting staff while Melany used self-checkout. Melany told police she acted alone and was in “survival mode” without a U.S. work visa, but investigators say footage shows both involved. Both face aggravated grand retail theft charges under Florida law.

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Deutsche Bank Flags a $30 Billion Exposure to Private Credit Summary by Bloomberg AI Deutsche Bank AG flagged a €26 billion exposure to private credit, an asset class grappling with fund redemptions and scrutiny of underwriting standards. The $1.8 trillion private credit market is witnessing an exodus of investors after high-profile corporate blowups led to concerns over loan quality and exposure to software firms. Deutsche Bank plans to expand its own private credit offering through selective regional expansion and joint development of innovative products and digital investment solutions with its private bank.