Laura

I found a piece of croissant in my bellybutton and that is depressing. I did not EAT that piece of croissant and that is growth.

Jake shut him the fuck up. Why ask questions at all?!

If you’re not gonna mute him when he’s obviously not answering your question why the fuck are you there, @jaketapper @DanaBashCNN

how's everyone doing with the fact that we just have...checks notes...regular season baseball to keep us occupied until football season?

Girls who wear mascara on your bottom lashes, do you not cry daily from the horrors?

are you in #newyorkcity? help us find the owner (or a new one) for this abandoned angel. #lostdog reddit.com/r/williamsburg…

i'm inconsolable. the transition from 'i hope i never lose you' to 'and i lost you' is just too much rn.

I have a college degree and graduated at the top of my class but I will always try to put a P in the word “hamster”

Holy shit it took me so long and at the same time not long at all to pick him out

i'm the kind of elder millennial who absolutely is aware (and has an opinion on) the Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI case but had no clue that chatGPT could talk to begin with.

the bar. she's on the floor.

@nytimes tell me you didn't learn anything from the 1989 era without telling me you didnt learn anything from the 1989 era. the girl can't win, god damn.

Taylor Swift has been inescapable over the last year. With the release of The Tortured Poets Department, her latest (very long) album, some fans seem to finally be feeling fatigued. nyti.ms/4aLU4mj

okay THIS is a consequence of global warming i cannot abide. let's get this show on the road.

Not Joe hitting him with the “good job, big guy” 😂

Go cheat on your pregnant wife again Tiki. Keep @saquon’s name out of your mouth. You don’t get to talk about integrity. At all.

love a taylor reference

@nbcsnl people saying he bombed are just seeing what they want to see. this was endearing, self-aware and funny. i was supportive of the firing in 2019 but people have to be able to bounce back. otherwise, there's no incentive to grow.

Shane Gillis’s monologue!

@taylorswift13 okay but is anyone else a little bothered by these 'special' editions? how many versions of the same album is she going to ask us to buy? i want to hear all the songs. ive been a fan for 17 years, i shouldnt have to cobble together the most expensive complete album of all time

File Name: The Albatross 🤍 Pre-order the new edition of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT with exclusive bonus track “The Albatross”on my website now taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe… 📷: Beth Garrabrant

because they...are?

Okay I know it’s not but “fabulist” sounds like a word for “gay” that republicans made up.

@MonmouthPoll @taylorswift13 @POTUS That’s a lot of stats and categories when you could just say every single one of them is stupid and unwell.

NATIONAL POLL: Nearly 1 in 5 Americans (18%) believe @TaylorSwift13 is part of a covert government effort to reelect @POTUS Biden. Among this group, 71% identify with the GOP, 83% are likely to vote for Trump, and 73% believe Biden won 2020 by fraud. monmouth.edu/polling-instit…