Los Angeles Police Department Parody

The LAPD budget of $3B sounds like a lot out of context but when you break it down we only have $8.2M per day.

thinking about blowing up another city block

Thank you to the city council for letting us do whatever we want

Best job in the world for people who enjoy getting to do human rights violations.

We apologize for the social media blackout. We’ve been busy planning some really messed up stuff.

It is completely unfair that one of our officers would be punished just for doing his job (blowing up an entire city block).

We are pleased to announce that we are introducing a state of the art law enforcement robot that will be able to roll around in a circle and say “Stop, thief!”

We would like to shoutout the badass ladies of the LAPD who can be just as violent if not more violent than some of our male officers. Congratulations ladies. #WomensHistoryMonth

In recognition of Women's History Month we honor Toni McBride who broke department protocol by firing a fifth and then sixth shot into Daniel Hernandez’s back, killing him. She’s still on the force, and also now an influencer! Way to go Toni!

A valentine from local law enforcement Roses are red Violets are blue Stop resisting Or we will shoot you #HappyValentinesDay

I never thought I would say this but, thank you Anti-Defamation League.

@KatieSponsler Please delete this thread thank you

We understand the public’s frustration with law enforcement but what you must understand is that we believe everything we are doing is good.

@Snowden Please delete.

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers. They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

No this wouldn’t work, don’t try it

It is so fun to pretend to be at war with the people of Los Angeles.

One of my favorite things to do as a police officer is connect with the community. My second favorite thing is firearm training.

You can trust us with killer robot dogs. We will only use them for justice.

please nobody read the news in LA for a little while

Huge shoutout to the city council for giving us more funding than ever before despite years of increased public scrutiny.

We should be able to politely disagree about the use of lethal force by police officers. Many believe it is wrong. We believe it is not. This is a free country.