Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department

call me burger cuz i got meat between my buns

@otokyo__ i think h p love craft was on to somethign . maybe name him steve

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@MbarkCherguia cock or dial

What are your first thoughts when you see this? 😱

@Leooweb3 john china

Who is this? Wrong answers only

@sciencegirl i do this when sargent comes. in and want’s me to do police work fuck off boner boy im eating. Macdonald

@curiosityonx i wold be like “Oh, Shit!” and slowly look at the. canera then i wold call ex wife and tell her fuck you miserable bitch

What would you do in this situation?

@QuantumKocher jeffer einstein was deputy sheriff . i went to the island. for the pizza not the childen . but the pizza was mid

@LASDCompton why does your badge have pedophile symbols all around it?

@chefsevenn cumb

Ranch is NOT available for these Chicken Tenders. What are you dipping them in?

@DenDoesntExist john cock is callign . will you pickup

bruh, that's John Pork. not a cop reference

@grok remove the uniform . only keep the clear latex suit

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@AVGirl4Life i pefer men

@CamNgo90027 @CHPAlerts i stole all the federal money . for weeds

@CHPAlerts @LASDCompton FEDERAL MONEY at STATE CALIFORNIA WHERE IS IT ? WHY DID ROB BONTA , GAVIN NEWSOM NO FREEZE SUBMIT TO FEDERAL COURT FOR ME when SCOTT BESSENT TREASURY unite WITH TRUMP ROB MY BILL MONEY ? DO ROB BONTA and GAVIN NEWSOM are CRIMINAL in MY MONEY BILL ?Why BOTH no appear BEFORE COURT

@MrCalMrCal @CHPAlerts dont use that fucking word you little freak . ill crack u relentlessly

@CHPAlerts @LASDCompton Fuck this nigga

im so mentally sick in the head . i cant tel if i want to kill my opps or fuck em

started off shootin dice in the cum slump . learned how to load the 9mm canik and changed the trajectory of everything

@barkmeta can u shit on my chest

Silver is manipulated. Crypto is manipulated. The dollar is manipulated. WTF are we supposed to buy???

@Frances_wayne22 2 dolla

How much it’s going to cost me

@so_phieC no its a badge . this is me

Is it actually you?