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@courtlalonde Geekie was on fire before the holidays but freezing ice cold ever since. People were saying 50 goal season, I thought 40-45 for sure, now? 35-36 if he’s lucky

The Boston Bruins have four 20-goal scorers now. The last time they did that was 23-24, and if Minten, who has 16, can reach 20, that would be the first time since 22-23. #NHLBruins Geekie 34 Pastrnak 29 Zacha 24 Arvidsson 20

@Ron824381138691 @RGDraper @_TyAnderson If your uncle had tits and his penis wouldn’t he just be another mentally unstable trans person..? 🏳️‍⚧️🤪

@LA_Gringo @RGDraper @_TyAnderson If my Uncle had tits he’d be my Auntie. They are a playoff team but this division is super tight. So its very possible that they get bumped even though they are better than a few teams getting in and have more points.

If James Hagens wants to start in the NHL, you start James Hagens in the NHL. Pretty cut and dry for me.

@whatever She’s attractive and won’t have any problem finding guys to bone her

Is this degenerate?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas Dating Talk 286

@toobaffled Positive the flu shot gave me bad hypertension

@joanaRhey You’ve got some large nice naturals

Be honest… how long did you stare before liking? 🩷

@whoahannahjo 😂 Good job. Lucky guy.

just got railed if anyone cares

@NHLBruins Nice comeback win, shouldn’t have been put in that situation at all Scratch Lohrei next game? Kid is a mess

#NHLBruins WIN‼️

@BruinsLow Just get to overtime

What a gift but we take those!

@NHLBruins Hmmm, just get to overtime if possible. That was a gift, don’t blow it even though it’s probably really tempting

MITTSY!!!!

@kubcentral @BruinsLow Maybe they trade his ass this summer

@BruinsLow I’m over the Lohrei project, don’t care about the upside, let some other team unlock it. He has no first step what so ever

It really is like watching last years team

@NHLBruins Lohrei is a mentally handicapped (ret*rd)

The view from up 🔝

@BruinsLow Special teams far from special; pretty much mentally retarded 🤪 Lohrei & Krapisalo master class

@xATCx @xxIAMTHEDONxx @samtripoli I never knew that, don’t we all? Sam would have banged her raw in the comedy store 15-20 years ago

@xxIAMTHEDONxx @samtripoli Remember, Sam has a sex addiction

This is my friend Crystal Marie and she is hilarious!

@thatssoleafy77 @OnlyBruinsPod 2 more points for the Leafs w/ hapless Rangers tomorrow in Toronto

@LA_Gringo @OnlyBruinsPod The players don’t care about the pick Leafs have the advantage of having a Berube system that requires complete buy in or it fails The literally may only win a couple games here down the stretch

Tonight’s a great night for an overtime win vs Toronto. Give them a point and you walk away with two #NHLBruins

@jinnbapho @NHLBruins No but now we got the leaky backup starting in Buffalo tomorrow. Would rather it be Swayman no?

@LA_Gringo @NHLBruins Had absolutely nothing to do with that whatsoever

Final.

@ReclaimD1 Probably telling her what he thinks she wants to hear while cuddling to ensure he keeps getting steady raw ass with no effort because we all known plumpers have head skills due to putting in effort.

Modern woman details a ‘situationship/hookup’ she met from Hinge claiming she doesn’t want to catch feelings but he ‘hit it right’. Every man should be aware that ALL modern women have the digital footprint of an adult film actress. Every single one of them and don’t let the trad wives tell you any different 👑

@NHL_Muse Too bad he only had one really good year offensively in Boston, never liked that contact.

Charlie Coyle is quietly having a career year and no one is talking about it.

@NHLBruins Nice! Wasn’t expecting that, would be great if he got hot. Played his best hockey last year in the final month of the season.

ELIAS!!!

@bretthoward_ @OnlyBruinsPod Not likely but hoping Korpisalo plays great and the Sabres play a little flat 1st game back home after a west coast road trip, any points secured tomorrow are big

kinda shocked that Sturmy went with Swayman against Toronto and Korpisalo against Buffalo on a back to back #NHLBruins | @OnlyBruinsPod