Luke Avis

Our fans man #bruceout #nufc

Chat GBT predictions for the 2026 World Cup

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

Sorry?

@Sarge1872 @lewis058

How on God's fucking earth do you shit yourself backwards 🤣🤣

Happy 11th Birthday to this now iconic terrace chant! 🐝

@AndyRobsonTips No

👇🏼 £100 to someone who replies if these all win: 📊 Picked using my Racing Ratings tool: • 13:20: Old Park Star (rated at 9.60) • 14:00: Lulamba (rated at 8.70) • 14:40: Bibe Mus (rated at 7.80) • 16:00: The New Lion (rated at 9.60) 🏇🏼 Cheltenham Day One. 18+.

Best week of the year this! 🏇💸

His dad Heinz will be so proud

@bennetts_ @ross_logan_

New: Nike Air Max 95 GS - Apple 🍏

@Dexerto @Curtis__4 @AaronCelino7 Thursdays new game

Trailer for 'Capybara Simulator', a relaxing game where you become a Capybara, explore the forest, and do nothing

@bet365 Yous let him near children mascots?!?!?!!!

Joe entered The Big Ticket Giveaway Game and won a #UCL experience of a lifetime. 📲 Head to our Instagram Story at 4pm & play for 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄!

@EmiratesFACup Would be helpful if you announced the fixture dates and times yet you idiots

🎟️ Fifth Round ticket giveaway! Enter now for your chance to witness the magic live ✨ #EmiratesFACup

@NUSCuk Should have been supporters must have been members since before the takeover!! Don’t want any tourists or happy clappers anywhere near the ground for that game ( any game for me tbh) but epically Derby day

🎟️ mackems (h) Supporters buying a ticket for the mackems game must have been a member before 21 January (date fixture was confirmed) and must have either entered at least one ballot or purchased a ticket for any fixture this season Some supporters have received an email in error this afternoon saying they do not meet the criteria If you are affected, please email supporter.services@nufc.co.uk so this can be investigated and corrected #NUFC

@Retro_NUFC Size is that betis one ?

Might change my name to retro sweatshirts. Some insane finds arriving next week.

You’ve gotta laugh

@Avi51994 Been asking to move for years and answer is no Unless you’ve got a “ medical reason” . The club would rather you hand your ticket in to make a profit of it then move you sadly.

Tell you what, that leazes corner is stinking, happily move our season tickets in a heartbeat, singing by yourself for majority of the game, people look at you like your daft, filled with day trippers who haven’t got a clue, big changes needed on atmosphere #NUFC

@Retro_NUFC @FootyAccums In

@FootyAccums In

Picked out a Card Treble covering three of tonight's Champions League games... Who wants to see it once the lineups are out? 👀 18+ GambleAware

@Carabao_Cup Trafford Saliba Bruno G Estevao

You can only pick ONE player per club! 👀 #EFL | #CarabaoCup