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“Bad news for my enemies. I came back from the dead.” - Jesus of Nazareth

Breaking. Chet Holdgrim has picked up his 20th personal foul in .032 seconds of game play against the University of Arkansas Razorbacks.

March Madness is here. Name a day you would rather work than today?

I wonder if Perry Ellis still has eligibility? He would have loved the NIL era.

Breaking. Chet Hildgrim has picked up his 18th personal foul in 3 minutes and 62 seconds of game play against the University of Arkansas Razorbacks.

Bad Bunny this. Bad Bunny that. Never forget the original Bad Bunny.

RIP to Brad Arnold. Lead singer from 3 Doors Down. A sad day in the rock world. His memory will live on. This Time is my favorite 3 Doors Down song and it’s going to hit differently today. open.spotify.com/track/4m1IIgYl…

@JamesBryantWX Me after viewing this graphic wrong.

@JamesBryantWX It’s days like these that I really hate being color blind because I am lost at this graphic. 😂😂

Winter storm warnings are being posted for the entire state of Arkansas… Corner to corner, this will be a high impact winter storm. Options are heavy snow (north), a sleet storm for the ages (central), or an ice storm (south). Precipitation is set to begin Friday evening and night lasting to Sunday!

Every Thanksgiving, I read through this and read the quotes and replies and cry tears. All time tweet from @TomRodgersNews! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I am happy to announce that I have accepted the position of Head Football Coach at THE University of Arkansas. Go Razorbacks!

A good afternoon catching up with @globallithium while he was in Little Rock for the Arkansas Lithium Summit.

9 years ago I went to @McDonalds and Ronald McDonald himself was there. I am in tears, look at this guy. 😂 The nuggets that day were 🔥 🔥 🔥

The Razorbacks have arrived at War Memorial!

Little Rock resident welcoming the Hogs football players into town for their game at War Memorial today!

Happy Birthday to my brother, @morganjhudson! Wish him a happy birthday and drop a Sopranos quote in replies!

Count your days @Wendys

Spotted the most normal Sunday afternoon activity going on in the great city of Little Rock.

Whoever invented recess, you were a real one. 🫡

Or maybe at least an even brief conversation with an actual firefighter in case something serious was to ever happen? Why did we run back into the building? What was the principal thinking? I have no answers. Random useless story for your day. The end.

It was completely fine, but what if it had been legitimate? We both started laughing in the building because we could smell the burnt popcorn, I mean, the fire department hadn't even shown up yet. It seemed like it would have been better for idk, maybe a teacher. Continued..

A fun, very useless story for your Wednesday. A short thread. In high school, we had periodic fire drills. Did you? It was always a good time getting out of class for 15-20 minutes. At my high school, our principal, a great guy, decided we would have "student fire marshals."