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@RobMorr61422837 @realMAG1775 🙏

To all my prayer warriors. Please pray for my first baby granddaughter Maeve…. She’s having some complications and means the world to me…. She’s a blessing from god. 🙏🙏

@StellaParton @WorkElizab Agree

@WorkElizab Do you have to wear a strap shoe?

Help me choose shoes for a summer wedding... lam going to a friend's wedding tomorrow

@WorkElizab 2

@papawat1 @FlyOverStateIIc @SmittysView @francoboca @grlrocker0 @honey_bee48 @FracSpread @agustins @Panther49547104 @p_scolieri @Of_All_People @tracywkurtz @shore_life_adam @ThisChick4TRUMP @XxpireD @MelissaGaring Done

Patriots who follow back: @SmittysView @francoboca @grlrocker0 @honey_bee48 @FracSpread @agustins @Panther49547104 @p_scolieri @Of_All_People @papawat1 @tracywkurtz @shore_life_adam @ThisChick4TRUMP @XxpireD @MelissaGaring

@JimmysSeafood @TheBlueKrush @Variety Yeah!

@Variety Go fuck yourself

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@TheShawnHendrix 👋

Aww thanks mom! everyone needs to get their moms on X. Everyone say HI to my mom.

@JesterJum Congratulations 🍾

SHE SAID YES!!! This trip to Germany has been amazing and it just got so much better because the girl of my dreams said yes to marrying me ☺️☺️ I can't think of a more perfect place to get engaged to my best friend than Neuschwanstein Castle

@adamwathan That’s scary. Speedy recovery little one

Our three week old had emergency bowel surgery last night 😔 super hard stuff. Hug your kids.

@MericanHamster @LeadingReport 😂

@LeadingReport How do they prove their age without a brith certificate?

BREAKING: Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski just filed to change the SAVE America Act exempting anyone born before 1961 from proving their citizenship.

@AlBuffalo2nite 🙏

You see this 60+ year old woman… she is my wife…she gave me a son that has been deployed in Operation Epic Fury… Pray for her… she is worried about our baby boy being deployed. She is my life… on this side of heaven..

@ArmchairAtty FMLA?

Imagine you're pregnant. Imagine you learn you have an incompetent cervix that requires surgery. You get the surgery. You also get doctor's orders for bed rest & you ask your boss if you can work from home. But your boss denies it, so you have to go back to the office. You work in the office for a few days, until a desperate call from your husband to the company finally allows you to work from home. And then this...

@EricMathew95722 🤚

Dear Algorithm, connect me with MAGA patriots I am not following. Thank you.

@BuffaloRon 😎

Good Morning Xitterverse friends! The Bison herd has arrived in Washington, DC!! As part of the United States' 10th anniversary of the National Bison Legacy Act this May, which made bison the official national mammal of the US, these incredible bison statues will "graze" on the National Mall as part of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History's new bison exhibit. We are supposed to be there for the installation ceremony... but it means we have to go to D.C. ugh 24hrs/TNTFIU HUHAWD.

@BillyDayton @1wordanswers @officer_Lew lol nailed it

@1wordanswers @officer_Lew

JUST IN🚨: Hurst PD just dropped the FULL bodycam footage exposing the entitled North Texas driver who turned a simple school zone ticket into a full meltdown arrest! Woman gets pulled over for blasting 40 mph in a 25 mph school zone. Officer calmly hands her the ticket... she straight-up YEETS it out the window like it's trash 😭 Refuses to exit, demands a supervisor, rolls up window → officers pull her out, she hits the ground. Now she's crying excessive force... but the bodycam tells the real story. 🎥: @unlimited_ls

@mattvanswol @AmerMommaBear Start shutting down airports those Dems will have to pass the bill

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Houston TSA line has now stretched to a mind-blowing 150 minute-wait-time and has snaked around the airport, down an escalator and into BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!

@oelma__ Mine does 40 years of marriage still opens every door.

@FrogMatters @clerpatriot I thought that to not attractive. I had no idea who she was or where they got her from. Plus let’s get back to truly single women no kids, no ex husband single ladies.

@clerpatriot She isn't pretty at all

This has been a glimpse into how bad modern dating culture has gotten. 22 men were about to compete on NATIONAL TELEVISION for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who is known for cheating on her ex husband and has an open domestic assault case against her from 2023!

@lolntoday @ok6ixx Sunlight

without saying drugs, what's the cure for depression???

@alt_w_v_g Agree! I’m thinking you need a new HR lady. No one, I mean no one, wants to do any Work Team Building on a Friday at 5:00. How about lunch escape room on Wednesday. Karen? Really

Karen in HR swung by my office this morning Asked if I'm joining the Employee Engagement team-building session this afternoon I said "what is it" She said "an escape room" I said "what time" She said "5pm" On a Friday An escape room At 5pm On a Friday The irony of trapping employees in a room they have to solve their way out of at the exact hour they've been trying to escape all week was apparently lost on her I said "no" She said "it's mandatory" I said "so is reading the policy before enforcing it but here we are" She said "it's about building team culture" I said "I already spend 50 hours a week with these people. If we haven't built culture by now, a padlock and a flashlight aren't going to fix it." She said "your attitude is part of the problem" I said "my attitude built the Q2 forecast in two days. What has the escape room built." She didn't answer She left a flyer on my desk I used it as a coaster At 4:58 I packed my bag The analyst saw me leaving He said "you're not going?" I said "I have somewhere to be" He said "where" I said "home" He looked confused Like the concept of leaving at 5 on a Friday was something he'd only read about I said "you should try it sometime" Got in the car My wife called She said "are you coming home?" I said "I escaped" She said "from what" I said "the escape room" She said "you didn't go did you" I said "I didn't need to. I solved it from my office. The answer was the door." She laughed First time she's laughed at something I said in weeks I'm counting that Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@GuntherEagleman @DemarsBarb68975 It was early morning drunk separating from friends. His friends left and they didn’t go back and get him. This happens even in America often.

🚨 BREAKING: International private investigator Jay Armes III just issued a stark warning, “THE WORLD IS NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO.” Americans traveling abroad are increasingly being targeted, drugged, and robbed. Be safe!