Headmaster Monokuma #PMRP

"I... Am Monokuma."

🖋. did you, ☐☐☐☐☐ ? #LCBOC

HOOLLLYY SHIT @LCBUltDetective ARE YOU SEEING THIS

// Dr Nazō leader and mastermind behind the Aliens, a syndicate dedicated to taking control of the city for their master and the eradication of the Golden Bat. He is the pure evil to match The Golden Bats pure good, the only one allowed to extinguish the Golden Bats ray of hope.

// We have our full cast! Cast announcement sometime tomorrow!

🐶. // i passed out. guys What happenefdw

@TheSamizdat // If I weren't a massive mecha nerd trying to watch the essentials, bro I would have dropped the show there.

@LCBUltDetective //Oh my god bruh don't even remind me it was so ass

// lowkey the Chinese Federation arc of Code Geass R2 MIGHT be the worst arc in all of anime.

@MirroredWaters // the despair triplets

@LCBUltDetective //The third despair twin

// Who do YOU guys think the mastermind is?

// ONE DAY LEFT!!!

// Go my int bait....

"Huh... Haven't seen 'em at all. I think I got this in the bag!"

@thepinkhorizon "...Aren't you in the same boat? Isn't everyone you loved dead? Aren't you also just a toy that was picked up with some claw? Does it hurt? Do you feel sad? Puhuhu..."

@LCBUltDetective "Awww, little plushie's getting upset. Poor, poor thing. I should put you in a claw machine... Maybe then someone will actually want you."

"Alright, alright... First come first serve. Please behave..."

@thepinkhorizon "WHY I OUGHTA- YOU UNGRATEF- I HATE YOU! STUPID SINNER! CAN'T EVEN READ!"

@LCBUltDetective "Sorry, bears don't count."

// Library of Ruina and Danganronpa are on sale. Play both at the same time while drunk to fully grasp what it is like to read Kyoko's canto

@wu_branch_adept "Hmm... Well! For starters, you're weak!" [Monokuma pointed.] "Your past is incredibly boring... Not to mention your boss is weird too!" [Monokuma puffed out his chest, feeling proud of the admittedly lackluster attempt.]

@LCBUltDetective Then do get me angry. [Yi Sang spread his arms slightly, a gesture of invitation.] Do you have aught to say upon me? Let the ponderous mass in your skull spit most vile viscera at me...

[Motive Open Int!] [Monokuma has oh so generously passed out videotapes to everyone! Isn't he the most generous and gorgeous headmaster on the planet?] "Please enjoy my short film!" [The masterful bear said as the tape started to play... What do you see?]

@wu_branch_adept "I can only do so much...~" [Monokuma giggled, the same annoying laugh as always.] "But I guess I can get you angry?! Ahahaha!" [The bear cackled... This was so very clearly him trying to save face as the despairing headmaster after underestimating his target.]

@LCBUltDetective [A scowl. Contemptuous.] If you believe that showing me dulled fragments of the past is what will bring me to despair, you are sorely mistaken; do not take me as so frail.

@wu_branch_adept "...Enjoy the film... I guess." [The woman's voice echoed from the utterly still bear.] "You're... boring. There's no fun in getting you to despair... It's like eating reheated pizza." [The voice cut out.] "Puhuhu..." [The bear spoke again.]

@LCBUltDetective ... am I meant to push back in some manner? Waste not my time with such things... [The videotape was still playing. In it, Yi Sang was peering into the mirror, seeing him and Dongbaek lying in a field of flowers.]