Laura Thornton

we underestimate people's emotional attachments to fictional characters. the walking dead literally lost 2 million viewers after they killed off glenn. 💀

@realrileyhayes @jennylives @KelseyTuoc Then your friends are more than welcome to immigrate to America…oh wait…they won’t be welcome. You aren’t here. It’s a bold take to declare what’s popular or isn’t. There’s not a single benefit for us to be CONQUERED. Get fucked, dumbass.

@jennylives @KelseyTuoc I'm not, but I do live in Thailand so my Canadian friends here feel free to speak their opinion much more than they would if they were in Canada, and won't say anything online out of fear of being attacked by family and friends My friends are from Vancouver, Calgary, and Halifax

I'm confused about the 'Canada as 51st state' thing because, if they succeeded, they'd be adding 40million new citizens who overwhelmingly hate Trump and hate MAGA, flipping the House and Senate. Right?

@AxelPlasma @KelseyTuoc LIBERATED FROM WHAT you absolute turnip. Our free health care? Our schools where children aren’t murdered daily? Our lower taxes? Our government that’s ACTUALLY democratic? Stop drinking the fucking koolaid, and touch some grass. I hope you have the day you voted for. Dickhead.

@KelseyTuoc They will see us as liberators

Damn, that’s a good tweet..🤌

@Jnet_margarita @tomhanks And you’re too fucking stupid to know he hates you. So not sure what your point is, you ignoramus.

Hey pedo .@tomhanks, Not ALL #MAGA hat wearing patriots are white. In fact, most racism comes from the elite Democrats, you a** hole.

True story

Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃

I’m starting to feel like I’ve dealt with a higher % of banking bullshit this year than normal. Once again with an empty personal account because suddenly my business account is frozen. Again. So I can’t pay anyone, including myself.

And a particular fuck you to the bus driver who saw me coming, closed the doors in my face while making direct eye contact, and then splashed me as they pulled away. Fun.

*taps mic* Biden pardoned his son because—for the first time ever—the incoming administration is staffing the DOJ and FBI with people who would literally fabricate evidence of crimes or conspire with foreign governments to ‘find’ evidence of a ‘crime’ with ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.

Jfc. The children. WHO WILL TEACH THE CHILDREN.

The richest man in the world has announced plans to eliminate the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Hey Maga, not everything about the government is terrible or a conspiracy. There are reasons why things like this had to be put in place. I love being ripped off. This is going to be fantastic. For maga ppl that claim to hate high prices and corruption you sure as fuck could have fooled me.

It shouldn’t be cheaper to fly overseas to see Taylor Swift than attend her concert an hour away! Petition e-5243, supported by MP @morricemike, calls on Canada to adopt fairer ticketing rules, so fans can enjoy live music without overpriced tickets. ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/P…

Why are you surprised that child poverty has risen? LOOK AROUND. Did you think the huge increase in unhoused people didn’t include CHILDREN?!! We are on the precipice of disaster and you’re giving us reports on things that are obvious if you actually live in the real world ffs

@Lesdoggg @CoryBooker You can’t catch autism.

This was his last day on earth, one year ago today. He’d spent the last 16 hours in Emergency, begging for help only to be discharged with a list of phone #s. He slept all day, we had our last phone call around 8pm, & then he killed himself. Our system failed him.

Reparations for White people lmaoooo he played in yall Black and Brown faces for a vote lmaoooo

I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows