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This should automatically be a charge. In what f*cking world does someone think this is endearing..

@JosieAve I just looked up tickets to see Vegas in the finals…$900 for nosebleeds 😂😂😂😂

You know the Canes are not being very gentleman like with this gentleman sweep 🧹 🤣

@hyzontopclipx The final boss of cucks

Adam 22 says people overreact whenever they find out certain couples like him and his wife are in an open relationship. He says sometimes it’s just calm to enjoy watching your wife getting f66ked so hard by another person while you watch. He adds that one time , he fell out with his babe and started watching videos of her getting f66ked by other men just to feel good 👀👀💔 ‘Sometimes people overreact when they realize people are in open relationships, sometimes i just want to watch my wife getting f66ked by a huge man while i watch and sometimes i want my wife to watch me in the act. I had an argument with her one time and we fell out and what i did was feel better by watching videos of her getting f66ked by other men’ 💔👀

@MaeDallas FOR FREE?

doing this and all that’s going thru my lil head is “aint no love in oklahomaaaa🎶”

@KevOnStage @v1bewithrebecca I dunno man, Mexico humidity can make Florida’s seem comforting lol

Florida has a specific brand of humidity unique to only Florida.

Heading back to Florida in a few days 🌴 I just hope the weather doesn’t act like a dick 🌧️

@JosieAve S I C K

Operation get a thigh tat complete and also Tattoo 44 for those keeping count 🤪🖤🐠 #Lionfish #Tattoo44

@wtchyrlanguage Sorry, I lashed out in anger. Thank you for keeping me pure 🙏

@LEXNKY I’m about flipping tired of paying $70 for a tank of gas.

I’m about fucking tired of paying $70 for a tank of gas.

@GhostinScrubs 😂 I’ve passed a stone before. Worst fucking thing I’ve ever experienced lol

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: I wonder if my patient ever milked out his penis stone

@MandyyyMoon_UF I’m almost afraid at what the tickets are going to cost 😂😂😂

@LEXNKY Do it! 😋

I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals. I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals. I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals.

@amyknowsball Vegas is a fun ass place to watch a hockey game. It would be worth it haha

Alright am I gonna drop a bag to attend my first hockey game down in Vegas for the Stanley Cup? Probably not but would be coo

THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE GOING BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@hshLauraJ This counts as a body

Finger skating? 🤔🤔

@laimee76 The only thing I haven’t done is traveled by train 😂😂😂

90

@MaeDallas Was it this guy?

one of my exes has a huge fckn lion on his stomach to cover thug life, he’s a rich white boy hahahahahah wtf is wrong w me

@watchtheweathe Coffee isn’t enough, SSRI’s isn’t enough. This rain is fucking killing my vibe lol

Coffee isn’t enough for today

@SirAlexPTSD @AmericanAir We all know if they offer any other kind of “complimentary” food/drink your ticket would be marked up 25%.

American Airlines should be ashamed of themselves. 5 hour flight JFK —-> PHX. Nothing but biscoff biscuits served and one round of drinks. @AmericanAir really should start investing more on inflight complimentary options. You’re turning into spirit airlines.

SHOULD WE DO A PLANE TICKET GIVEAWAY TODAY?????? 🤔🤔🤔