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Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

These credentials got a 6 and a half year contract at Chelsea Football Club

#RoseniorOut #CFC

Maresca thank you for doing your best to save this club despite the scums above your head. Paul Winstanley, Laurence Stewart and Joe Shields, fuck you.

🫡🫡🫡 #ThankYouCena

Barcelona had scored in 𝟱𝟯 consecutive matches... Then they went to Stamford Bridge 😤🧱

1 of these apparently warrants a public apology and is the worst VAR decision ever.

🏆👏 @ChelseaFC are honoured at the 2025 Monaco season kick-off for becoming the first club to win all six UEFA men's club competitions.

Grimsby Town 😂😂😂😂 Mourinho called it and they called him TOXIC

#OnThisDay exactly one month ago, Chelsea beat PSG in the Club World Cup final! 🔵🏆

Bloke in the back might have the biggest neck i’ve ever seen

WW1 clips 🤣 wow they’re some starved club

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

Chelsea fans, it’s what we do. ‘We’ve won it all’ by @CharlieSiem. 🎻

CHELSEA COMPLETE THE EUROPEAN SET ✅ The first team in history ✨

It's happened again. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

John Terry after winning a trophy at James Maddison’s foundation golf day today 🤣👏

A lot of lies about the cost of the Chelsea squad this season Sanchez - £19m Jorgensen - £20m James - free Gusto - £25m Colwill - free Fofana - £66m Tosin - free Badiashile - £32m Cucurella - £54m Caicedo - £110m Enzo - £105m KDH - £30m Lavia - £58m Palmer - £39m Nkunku - £50m Madueke - £29m Neto - £50m Sancho - loan Jackson - £30m Mudryk - £58m Total - £775 Sold Mendy £16m Maatsen - £37m Emerson - £13m Ampadu- £7m Hall - £27m Kouibally - £17m Kovacic - £25m Jorginho- £12m Gallagher - £35m RLC - £18m Hutchinson - £20m Pulisic - £18m Gilmour - £7m Mount - £55m Havertz - £65m CHO - £3m Angelo - £19m Werner - £17m Lukaku - £30m Batshuayi - £3m Total - £444m Net spend = -£331m That’s similar or better to every other club around us. But that doesn’t fit the narrative