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Soooo.... Brotality just released an AOTY contender in a single track! \m/ m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATdsMu…

@HSGARAGE1 Well, it's carrying an entire building in its bed, so it must be good enough!

こちらが私の小さくて汚い、今にも朽ち果てそうなトラックです。 アメリカ人の友人たちの楽しみのために

@m_takewaka It might irk the Snow Mexicans but in the US we wear it like a badge of honor.

Honkersは白人に対する差別的な言葉ではないの？🤔🤔🤔🤔

@CleansedTweets Correct.

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

@tanuzou1027 Fun Fact: Raccoons are thought to be domesticating. In 100-200 years they may be American's trendy new pets.

たぬきって英語圏で「ゴミ熊犬」って呼ばれてるんだと今日知った。なんて呼ばれ方だ。

@shion0_25mg But... There's no gun. WHERE'S THE GUN?!?

アメリカの皆様こんばんは ご飯を作ることが大好きな日本人です！ 先日、皆様に教えていただいた アメリカンスタイルの朝食を作ってみました✨️ こんな感じで合ってますか？ 味は最高でした😋 Xをきっかけに皆様と国際交流出来ることを 嬉しく思います 今度はサンドウィッチに挑戦してみますね！

@Kronykal Package delivery, sure. But also banning smoking and changing demographics.

Why did people stop going to indoor malls? Is it Amazon? Going to the mall and hanging out for hours was half the 80s. It was friggin awesome.

@Chloris_heart Mini Dachshund Pretzel

コチラいぬさん、コチラいぬさん、コチラは日本のいぬさんです 外国のいぬさん、翻訳されてたら外国のいぬさんを見せてください

@ick_real Yes. And in 6th or 7th grade I wrote a Creative Writing short story based from it. Got an A.

did anyone else have a really vivid dream/nightmare as a child that they remember to this day and it has never left your mind orrr.???

@JMLePainOff Sure, they're big, but by the way they're moving I can tell they already point at the ground. I'll take some perky A's or B's over those all day.

Question : Combien y a-t-il de bateaux ?

@neko2time Wow. They even "loaf" in mid air. Neat.

時速何キロでてると思う？

@WilliamShatner Spent the day caring for my cancer-stricken father. It's been 24/7 for the past 75 days so far. It's metastatic so the best we can hope for is remission over cure. Still, it's more time with my dad. I'll take it.

How was everyone’s day?

@pocha_matching 1.

これガチで海外の人に聞きたいんだけど、この画像だと何番からが「ぽっちゃりしてるな」って思うのかな？日本人の感覚と全然違うと思うんだよね・・

@saad7z1o @RetiredUSNChief @zetu_rrr The Truth

@RetiredUSNChief @LHFP_01 @zetu_rrr I will see your face on Judgment Day when you discover the truth.

ゴミかと思った

@HfromSTL @Highwide420 Link the data if you can. You can't.

日本では大麻を0.001gでも所持していると逮捕されて社会的に殺されるが、警察の前でお酒が飲める。 このことをアメリカ人はどう思ってるのか、知りたい。

@neko2time Soon™

名前をつけて！笑

@UpdatingOnRome Nik

Tell me the one person in history who, if they had lived an additional one, five, or even ten years, could have significantly changed the world.

@AirportThings @314p159 😂👍

@314p159 Burgers are just ambient. I walk around and 2-3 burgers just fly in my mouth. You get used to it.

アメリカの人達って実際どれくらいの頻度でハンバーガー食べてるんだろうか？日本人より食ってんのかな

@314p159 Few times a month. Eating anything too often doesn't work for me.

@Nafe_nasutetsu x.com/InternetH0F/st…

せっかくなので確認したいんだけど、アメリカ人、緊急事態は本棚を押すと秘密のガンラックが出てきてそこからデケえ銃を取り出したりするんですよね？そうだと信じてる

Yo, my American friends. Our precious Nara deer are getting messed with by them. They're literally kicking the poor animals. Y'all know exactly who I'm talking about, right?